messenger texting: group chat "district nine + one."
minho: on god, felix you better find changbin before i find him and get my hands on that short bitch fucking phineas headass looking bitch
chan: school hasn't even started can you guys wait til school to kill each other
seungmin: wait no let them continue i'd like to see them fight
felix: what even happened
minho: your boyfriend made my baby cry
changbin: technically just technically i didn't make him cry his thoughts did
minho: and technically just technically if i hired a hit man i wouldn't have been the one who killed you
woojin: seungmin hyunjin you're the ones in charge here calm them down
hyunjin: it's summer i'm not doing shit chan and you can calm them down
jeongin: seungie shouldn't be in charge he instigates everything
seungmin: buy me a day6 album and i'll calm them down
soojin: liar you just want a day6 album
seungmin: shut up
minho: i'm not kidding once i find your ass, trash can your remaining body parts are going to be in a trash can
felix: ok do not kill my boyfriend it's not his fault your boyfriend has been crying a lot over the summer lately
minho: jisung was FINE until changbin brought up the shit that makes him sad and ji does not cry all the time
soojin: i mean i gotta agree with minho on this one jisung was becoming happier and he was actually becoming okay and stopped overthinking as much
changbin: people cry all the time not a big deal
minho: not a big deal? homie, he's sobbing it's a big fucking deal to me
hyunjin: is this my fault
jeongin: oh my god. you didn't.
hyunjin: ...maybe i did?
seungmin:
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interesting shit rn
jeongin: seungmin i have something to tell you
hyunjin: no he doesn't don't listen to him
changbin: it's not hyunjin's fault it was a failed plan
jeongin: mhmmm..
woojin: what the literal fuck goes on what plan
changbin: plan to get minho to tell jisung the truth
minho: by making him sob?
changbin: didn't think he would sob... i was hoping just a few tears or enough tears to make you tell him listen dude, you gotta tell him eventually
minho: making him cry isn't the way to go
chan: neither is fighting with each other or forcing minho to confess you gotta let him feel confident enough
hyunjin: but they're already acting like a coupleeeeee:(
woojin: so? maybe minho isn't ready to confess and maybe jisung isn't ready to ask yet just because they're comfortable enough to be acting like a couple again, doesn't mean they're both ready to confess/jump back into a relationship
soojin: y'all need to rethink who you're leaving in charge of the group next year
chan: clearly
seungmin: i did nothing
woojin: exactly
seungmin: ... i guess you're right then
minho: smh luckily my baby stopped crying as much now he's just hugging onto me and cuddling todo i'm still mad at you, trash can
changbin: fine i'm sorry
minho: i hope you choke don't mention that shit to him again
soojin: who knew hannie was so sensitive hannie baby
hyunjin: hannie sub
minho: hannie deserves love which i'm going to give to him bye you shits
felix: minho rlly out here ready to kill anyone who touches or hurts jisung
jeongin: if they were a couple from a show they'd be jade and beck from victorious we clearly know who jade is
seungmin: obviously
soojin: and we clearly know who's no longer in charge
woojin: i'm just gonna tell seonghwa to have yeosang watch over you guys because i do trust jeongin but he's the youngest and shouldn't be held responsible
changbin: why can't i be in charge yeosang and i are the same age
chan: do you really want the answer to that
changbin: i guess not fine then i see how it is i'm just gonna go pout to felix
soojin: i'm going back to my twice videos
woojin: and i'm going back to chan
seungmin: i'm going back to dancing to day6
jeongin: red velvet for me
hyunjin: exo.. or got7..
soojin: just watch exo and got7 moments
hyunjin: YOU GENIUS i'm going to thrive in multi bye gays stan my faves
authors note: dis weekend has been so greaaaat friday my friend threw a party, so i got to see my amazing friend group after a whole two months and i was attacked w hugs and it made me very very happyyyy and saturday/today,, even though it's now after midnight,,, my other friend invited me to sleep over so now i'm at her house and i'm happy i got to see all my friends who i enjoy being around and love lots and it makes me happy to be with them again!1!1!1! also yhboys are the cutest boys, thank u for coming to my ted talk
