Roller Skates/Virus/Reference!

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You arrive with the pizza, some plates, snacks, drinks, and the desserts. 

Spike: Wow, that's a big cake! 

Twilight: Easy there Spike, that's bad for your health. 

Spike: Fine! 

Pinkie: We worked really hard on this!

(Y/N): Alright time for another round of funnies and weirdness. 

Jaune, Ren, Neptune, and Sun are rollerskating. Sun is rolling with ease. However Jaune is struggling and Neptune is hunched over, in order to maintain balance. 

(Y/N): Ah they're roller skating. 

Sunset: I could never get roller skating right, every time I try to move, I would just fall flat on my ass. 

Twilight: I know how you feel Sunset, I may have gotten used to walking with two legs, but I can't do rollerskating. 

(Y/N): It's fine, I prefer skateboarding to be honest. 

Sun: It's true what they say, you never forget how to roller skate.

Jaune: Who says that?

Sun: You know. Dudes. 

Everyone: What "Dudes?" 

Jaune: What dudes?

Sun: Dudes who don't fall down.

Everyone: Oh. 

Jaune loses his balance and starts to fall, so he grabs onto Ren's arm for stability.

Ren: Do you mind?

Jaune: Please don't make me let go; I'm tired of always being the first one to fall down. 

Aria: LOSER! 

Rainbow: Nice going Vomit Boy! 

Sunny Flare: Now to be honest, he should try something else.

Ren: (facepalms) Fine, but no hands below the waist.

The girls blush upon hearing that. 

(Y/N): Was that a sex joke? 

Neptune does a muscle man pose and begins to slowly roll off to the right.

Neptune: Hey, this isn't so bad. I think I can do this!

Sun: On your left, dude!

Sun skates past Neptune, causing Neptune to spin out of control and fall over; he grabs Ren for stability as well. 

Applejack: Really? Really, couldn't you have tried keeping your ACTUAL BALANCE! 

Sugarcoat: (Facepalm) Just forget it. 

Ren: Really?

Neptune: Wow, I feel so safe holding onto you. You're like a rock.

Jaune: Right? I know.

Ren: Okay, That's enough of that.

Ren throws Neptune and Jaune off of his arms, causing them to fall. He loses his own balance and falls over a moment later. 

Pinkie: Well you know what they say, what goes up- 

Lemon Zest: Must always come down. 

Sun: Guys, please, you're embarrassing yourselves. 

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