Parent Teacher Conference/Beauty Vlogs/Surprise!

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Episode begins with Ruby and Yang sitting on chairs in the hallways of Beacon. Taiyang and Qrow soon march up. 

Tai: (annoyed) What did you girls do this time? 

Yang: I object! They have no witnesses! WE WERE FRAMED! 

Ruby: (panicked) It's society's fault! I'm young and impressionable! Video games made me do it!

Lyra: I don't even want to know what they did. 

Moondancer: I-It couldn't have b-been that b-bad. 

(Y/N): Well let's see. 

Ozpin opens the door, gesturing for Tai and Qrow to walk in. 

Tai: Let's just get this over with. 

Qrow: I'm sure it's not that bad. 

Ozpin discusses the events with Qrow and Tai in the classroom. 

Tai: THEY DID WHAT!? 

Ozpin: The good news is the fire is finally under control, and the cats are expected to regrow most of their fur.

Fluttershy: Oh my, that's horrible. The poor kitties. 

Fluttershy was weeping, but you scooted over to her and began comforting her. Some of the other girls joined in to help as well. 

Adagio: I blame Qrow for this. 

Twilight: Like I said Adagio, he is a bad influence. 

Qrow: Well, you gotta admire their ambition.

Tai: Don't encourage them, you know they get this from your side of the family.

Qrow: Whoa whoa whoa, don't try to pin this on me. I'm out there every day busting my butt on secret missions, what do you do all day?

(Y/N): He's being a damn good father that's what. 

Sci-Twi: Seriously Qrow, grow up! 

Tai: Oh, suddenly you care? You wanna know what I do all day?

Qrow: That's what I'm asking.

Tai: I make a home for this family, that's what I do all day. And it wouldn't kill you to show a little appreciation. 

Rarity: Wow, they're arguing like they're a married couple! 

Sunny Flare: It's kind of cute, and sad at the same time. 

Qrow: I don't have to listen to your crazy.

Tai: Oh, well, you also don't have to eat my cooking.

Qrow: Oh yeah? Well your noodles are overcooked anyway.

Tai: (offended) How dare you! I want you out! GET OUT OF MY HOUSE! 

In the hall, Ruby and Yang are listening with unhappy but unsurprised expressions. The door bursts open as Qrow comes through.

Qrow: Fine, I will! But I'm taking my drink mixer with me! 

Sunset: Qrow it's a blender. 

Rainbow Dash: He's an alcoholic, what can Tai do. 

Proceeded by Taiyang marching out of the room with his arms crossed.

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