Weiss's Big Sister/Cannonball/Marty and Mike

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Episode begins with Nora, Jaune, Velvet, Zwei, Sun, and Yang are at the pool. Nora, Velvet, and Yang are relaxing in chairs while Zwei is on the life guard's station wearing sunglassed. Sun is strutting on the diving board with Jaune nearby when Penny approaches.

Fluttershy: Aw, Sun looks so adorable in sunglasses. 

Penny: Hello everyone. Has anyone seen Ruby? I was supposed to meet her here exactly 36 seconds ago.

Sun: Nope, haven't seen her.

Sun turns back toward the water and makes three preparatory bounces on the diving board before jumping off.

Sun: Cannonball!

Jaune: Yeah!

Penny: Why is Sun punishing that wooden plank? 

Everyone laughs at Penny's question. 

(Y/N): Penny you are about to learn something new. Although it would have been better if Ruby was the one to show her. 

Twilight: Exactly, Ruby knows that Penny is a robot. 

Jaune: What? Oh, no, we're playing cannonball.

Penny: How do you play that? 

Sonata: You jump on the diving board, and make a giant splash while shouting "Cannonball!" 

Sonata began picturing her diving into a swimming pool filled with tacos. 

(Y/N): I know what you're thinking Sonata.

Sonata just giggles. 

Jaune: You just jump as high as you can off the diving board and yell "Cannonball!". Whoever makes the biggest splash wins.

Sun: Wanna give it a try?

Penny: Umm, I don't really like water. 

Adagio: Yeah, she'll short-circuit and explode! 

Pinkie: KA-BOOM!

Jaune: Come on, it'll be fun!

Penny: Fun? 

Sonata: F is for friends who do stuff toge-

Aria and Adagio: NO, NOT THAT SONG! It's too annoyingly catchy. 

Sunset: I like that song.

The word seems to activate a program within Penny and she moves with energy to the diving board.

Penny: Increasing body mass. Plotting attack vector.

Jaune: I uh buh... plotting what?

Jaune and Sun look up as Penny launches into the sky.

Jaune: Oh man, maybe this wasn't the best idea. 

Applejack: Gee you think Vomit Boy!?

Ruby Rose walks up.

Ruby: Hey, have you seen Penny? I was supposed to meet her here. She's a real stickler for being on time.

Jaune: Oh, uh, wha, Penny who? Hahah, who's that? I don't know that. 

(Y/N): Robot, really naive, yet super cute. 

Ruby: Redhead, very curious, overly trusting. You know, Penny!

Jaune: Uuuuh, promise you won't get mad?

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