Episode begins with Yang, Ruby, and Qrow sitting around a table, Qrow takes a slurp of his alcoholic beverage and throws a pair of dice onto the table.
Qrow: And that girls is what we call throwing snake eyes.
(Y/N): Operator, the awesomeness in this room just raised by 101%.
Sunset: Okay fanboy, calm down there.
Ruby: Oh yeah, look at that. They look like little eyes. Oh, cute!
Taiyang and Zwei then enter.
Tai: Hey guys, what's goin' on? Up top!
He holds his hand up for a high-five, but is left hanging as Qrow groans instead.
Aria: Oh boy now dad is going to get humiliated in front of his bro-in-law.
Sonata: Siblings, can't live with them, can't live without them.
Adagio and Aria: We heard that you know.
Sonata: Sorry (chuckles).
Ruby: Uncle Qrow is teaching us important life lessons.
Tai: (concerned) What kind of life lessons is he teaching you?
Sci-Twi: Good question, Qrow teaching life lessons sounds like a disaster.
Yang: You know, like love is for suckers and rules are for fools.
Taiyang: Wait, what?
Yang: And never get caught cheating because it's only cheating if you get caught.
Twilight: First of all those are terrible life lessons.
(Y/N): And second of all those only work for Qrow.
Tai: (gasping) Qrow, what are you telling my girls?
Qrow: It's a harsh world out there, Tai. I'm just teaching them what they need to know.
Qrow, Ruby, and Yang all share a thumbs-up.
Tai: Uh, I've already taught them everything they need to know. About justice, honor, and maintaining excellent oral hygiene. Great job, girls.
Rainbow Dash: Yeah, that's being a good dad. Although brushing my teeth all day sounds really annoying.
Rarity: I wish you would do it more often though, you're breath stinks sometimes.
Rainbow Dash: I'm just too awesome to notice.
Ruby: It's okay, Dad, you can teach us all the boring stuff and Uncle Qrow can teach us all the cool stuff.
Their dad goes white-eyed for a beat before protesting.
Tai: But, I'm cool too. I'm a cool dad, right?
Everyone outright laughs at that joke.
(Y/N): Okay Tai, I'll give you that one.
Ruby and Yang laugh and Qrow smirks, amused with his nieces.
Yang: Good one, dad. Wait, were you serious?
Taiyang: But I have a tattoo. And sweet cargo shorts.
Qrow: Yeah, that's adorable. Come on girls, let's go set off some illegal fireworks.
Twilight facepalms at that remark.
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Let's Watch RWBY Chibi
Fanfiction(Y/N) (L/N) and his girlfriends decide to watch a spin-off series of another great series made by Rooster Teeth. Perfect night for a sleepover so why not? It's time for RWBY Chibi.
