Jaune's New Weapons/A Prank too Far

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You ordered three large pizzas, one that was a meat lovers for you and most of your girls, a cheese pizza for some of your girls, and one that vegetarian as you knew that Sunset and Twilight were vegetarians. 

(Y/N): OK, the pizza will take some time to get here. So let's start the next episode. 

The scene opens with Team JNPR getting ready for practice. 

Nora: Time for practice! 

Jaune: Uh, you guys go on ahead, I'm going to grab something from the room. 

Team JNPR runs off. 

Indigo Zap: What are you up to, Vomit Boy? 

(Y/N): Are we going to be calling him that all the time now. 

Rainbow Dash: No only when he is being either suspicious or acting like a moron. 

Jaune walks into the Team RWBY dorm and unsheathes his sword, disappointed by it's looks. 

He spots Team RWBY's weapons (Crescent Rose, Myrtenaster, Gambol Shroud, and Ember Celica). He gets excited. 

Jaune: I mean, it's not like their using them. 

Sunset: *heavy sigh* This isn't going to end well for Jaune is it? 

(Y/N): Nope. 

Scene changes to Weiss, walking into the RWBY dorm room and she gets splashed with a bucket of ice water. 

Ruby, Blake, and Yang laugh at Ice Queen, who is not happy about the outcome. 

Ruby: Ice water for Ice Queen. 

Rainbow Dash: C'mon Weiss, it's just a prank. 

Applejack: Besides it's just ice water, it's not like it will hurt anyone. 

The Next Day 

Weiss freezes a bucket of ice water and Ruby, Blake and Yang enter the dorm room. 

Ruby: Then I said, "Now that's a kata- 

Ruby is clonked by the ice water. 

Everyone: RUBY! 

Yang: OH MY GOSH! 

BLAKE: RUBY! 

Weiss pops out and laughs. 

Weiss: HA, NOW THAT'S ICE WATER! 

(Y/N): WHAT THE HELL ICE QUEEN, IT WAS JUST A PRANK! 

Twilight:*angrily* YOU COULD HAVE KILLED HER! 

Octavia: I know Ruby can get on Weiss's nerves, but that was just too far! 

Yang: Weiss I think she's concussed. 

Weiss: I think she's pranked is what she is. 

Sugarcoat: She really is an Ice Queen. 

Everyone felt their opinion of Weiss lower, and began to eye her suspiciously. 

Scene transitions to Nora, Ren, and Yang getting kicked out of an arcade by Old Man Shopkeep. 

Adagio: *facepalm* They just used their weapons in an arcade didn't they? 

Sonata: That's really reckless. 

Nora: Excuse me. 

Old Man Shopkeep opens the door and throws a giant teddy bear on top of Nora's head. 

Nora: Thank you! 

(Y/N): Okay that was adorable. 

Moondancer: Agreed, although Nora is still really unstable. 

Pinkie: And people say I'm crazy. But I still lover her. 

Scene transitions to Jaune using Crescent Rose he struggles to lift the scythe and swings himself into a wall. 

You all laugh at the events. 

(Y/N): Wow Ruby, must be really strong to lift that thing. 

Aria: Ha, if Jaune can't lift it, that says a lot about him. 

Fluttershy: Now Aria, Jaune has other good qualities, like being a good leader, and a good friend. 

Jaune uses Ember Celica. 

Jaune: Jab! Left Hook! Uppercut! Oh, what's that huh? What some of this too? 

Jaune tries using the shotgun feature but force kicks in and sends him flying into the right wall. 

Sci-Twi: Once again force kicks in. 

Rainbow Dash: Yang must be a hell of a lot stronger to stand something like that. 

Jaune begins using Gambol Shroud.

Jaune: Crouching Tiger, Hidden Jaune! Huh, now this is a katana. 

(Y/N): Not that joke again. 

Gloriosa: It's really overstaying its welcome. 

Lyra: Come up with new ones, seriously. 

Jaune throws the katana towards the wall. 

He then grabs Myrtenaster and begins twirling like Weiss. 

Rarity: Well Jaune has good form. 

Sunny Flare: A little too much if you ask me. 

Jaune turns to see Team RWBY staring at him. 

Jaune: Don't be jealous. 

Weiss sighs, Blake is shocked, and Ruby and Yang are impressed. 

Episode ends. 

(Y/N): OK, Jaune is getting funnier. 

Aria: I'll admit Vomit Boy is beginning to grow a little bit on me. 

Vinyl: Although Ice Queen, is losing my interest. 

Octavia: Vinyl, you never really liked her. 

Vinyl: Volume 3, got me really interested in her.

Lemon Zest: Next one c'mon. 



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