Episode begins with Ozpin standing near the entrance of the Emerald Forest, whistling, while holding his cane.
Ozpin: You know, sometimes I feel a little guilty sending students off on these dangerous missions. Eh, they'll be fine.
(Y/N): Where are Oz's glasses?
Rainbow Dash: He clearly lost them, either that or they broke or something.
Ren bounces in dramatically behind Ozpin, he lands next to the Beacon headmaster holding a ring of keys.
Ozpin: Lie Ren, did you complete your quest for the Artifact of Entry
Ren: You mean these house keys?
Ozpin: (dramatically) They are known by many names.
Ren: (unimpressed) Is one of those names "housekeys"?
Ozpin just takes the cakes without bothering to explain.
Ozpin: Names aren't important. I better make a copy of these.
Gloriosa: Is he just sending them out on fetch quests to find things he misplaced?
Twilight: Obviously, Ozpin's not supposed to be this incompetent.
(Y/N): Even if he was, I'm pretty sure Glynda would keep him in check.
Ruby walks in with her cape on fire.
Ozpin: Miss Rose, did you recover the-
Ruby: Just a second.
She falls onto her back and rolls side to side a little bit, putting out the fire. Immediately, she is on her feet again, energized.
Ruby: Ah, OK. Here's your Scroll (coughing) I mean the Artifact of Knowledge.
Applejack: I knew it, he is making them find things he lost!
Sugarcoat: The nerve of him!
Ozpin: You, um, you didn't look at the photo gallery, did you?
Ruby: Well, mostly I was trying to escape the forest alive. Heh-eh.
Looking through his images, Ozpin gasps.
Ruby: Why?
Ozpin: I still haven't deleted my photos from the faculty costume party, which turned out not to be a costume party at all. (angrily) PORT.
Sunset: I don't even want to know what Port was thinking.
(Y/N): Me either, I admire the man, but his personal problems are something I don't want to know.
Ren: You wanna talk about it?
Ozpin: Erase. Erase. Oh, OK, that looks pretty good.
Ozpin turns in such a way that Ren can see the image on the Scroll. He gasps and then tries to hold back from vomiting.
Ozpin: Nice legs, Oz. You worked that look.
(Y/N): OZ!
Aria: I'm going to vomit at this rate.
Ruby: No, wait, wait. Are you just sending us on quests to find stuff you misplaced and calling them Artifacts?
Sci-Twi: Wow good job Ruby.
STAI LEGGENDO
Let's Watch RWBY Chibi
Fanfiction(Y/N) (L/N) and his girlfriends decide to watch a spin-off series of another great series made by Rooster Teeth. Perfect night for a sleepover so why not? It's time for RWBY Chibi.
