Episode opens with Team JNPR (minus Jaune) sitting at a table. Pyrrha is using her semblance to spin a spoon, while Nora is hitting Ren on the head with Magnhild. Jaune soon enters.
Sunset: What the hell? Is Nora hitting Ren on the head with her hammer.
Sonata: That's Nora Sunset, she's really unstable.
Aria: Too unstable if you ask me.
Jaune: Let me guess. You guys are bored.
Nora: I need to be entertained or my brain turns to oatmeal. The bland kind, not the kind with sprinkles. Uggggh, now I'm bored and hungry.
Pinkie: OOH, I LOVE OATMEAL WITH SPRINKLES!
(Y/N): Watch it Pinkie, I promise you a good breakfast, lunch, dinner, and deserts tomorrow. Don't start thinking about food now.
Pinkie: OK, (Y/N), whatever you say.
Sci-Twi: Are you planning something, or is it just more pizza?
(Y/N): Well the pizza is correct, for dinner or something, but I'm still working it all out.
Sci-Twi: Alright, if you need any help, Twilight and I can help.
Twilight: I would love to assist you too (Y/N)!
(Y/N): OK girls.
Ren: I was fine before all the head trauma. Does anyone else hear bells ringing?
Ren shakes his head to the sound of metallic tinkling.
Applejack: It's just you Ren.
Jaune: Well, hey! I know a fun thing we can do.
Nora stands up on her chair excitedly.
Nora: Aw, yes. Does it involve hammers?
Jaune: No hammers.
Nora moans disappointedly.
Sonata: What is it with Nora and hammers?
Adagio: What is it with you and tacos?
Sonata: Dagi, that's not funny!
Adagio laughs playfully.
(Y/N): Ah, you girls.
Jaune: It's a super fun board game.
Nora: Oooh, I love board games! How does it work? Tell me, tell me, tell me so I can crush you all.
Jaune: (unraveling the game to reveal a farm) It's called Compost King. You play as a farmer collecting organic scraps for your compost heap. Whoever gets the biggest pile of mulch becomes, wait for it, the Compost King!
Everyone:
There's an awkward moment of silence as everyone stares at Jaune.
Pyrrha: Hmm, OK. Yeah. Th-that sounds kind of like...
Ren: The opposite of super fun.
Jaune: Eh uh, what? No! Did I mention the mulching takes place in real time? A single game can last for days or even weeks.
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Let's Watch RWBY Chibi
Fanfiction(Y/N) (L/N) and his girlfriends decide to watch a spin-off series of another great series made by Rooster Teeth. Perfect night for a sleepover so why not? It's time for RWBY Chibi.
