Neptune and Water/Ren's Secret Admirer

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Episode begins with Jaune riding on a motorcycle wearing Yang's sunglasses, and Zwei is riding with him.

Jaune: Ho-ho, yeah! This is the life! Am I right, buddy?

Zwei barks twice. 

(Y/N): Wait are those Yang's sunglasses. 

Rainbow Dash: Uh-oh Vomit Boy is in for a world of pain.

Jaune: Just a couple of bad boys living the carefree life. You with me, pal?

Zwei barks twice again. 

Fluttershy: It's so cute that Zwei is having a good time with Jaune. 

Jaune: It's me and you against the world, Zwei. Whoo-hoo!

Zwei howls with Jaune. 

Aria: Yeah, Zwei's a bad dog! In a good way I mean. 

Sour Sweet: Thank you, I'm so glad that was taken back. 

The shot pans out to reveal that Zwei and Jaune are on Yang's motorcycle, stationary, and in front of a small fan. 

Sci-Twi: Really Jaune? 

Pinkie: Still kind of cool though. 

Jaune: Vroom, vroom. Ho-yeah, bros before—

Yang walks in and glares at Jaune. Jaune gets scared and Zwei whimpers. 

Vinyl: Jaune, you better start running. 

Yang kicks the fan over.

Yang: OFF! NOW!

Jaune gets off of the motorcycle and clears his throat as Yang walks over to her bike.

Jaune: Pretty cool chopper. Chop-per. That's what we bad boys like to call it. 

Sonata: Sorry Jaune, you're unfortunately not a bad boy. 

Pinkie takes out a trombone and blows into it. 

Yang: Shh. Give them to me.

Jaune: Oh, right. Here you go. I was just borrowing them. 

(Y/N): Sure you were Vomit Boy.

Jaune gives Yang her sunglasses.

Yang motors away leaving Jaune and Zwei in the dust.

Jaune: Pfft. Yang thinks she's so cool. I mean, yeah, OK, she's pretty cool, but not as cool as she thinks.

Indigo Zap: Yang is badass, simple as that. 

Rainbow Dash: Except when she starts making puns. 

Zwei barks twice again. 

Jaune: You're right, pal. We don't need a bike. We don't need any girls. We're just a couple of bad boys taking on the world! 

Ruby enters.

Ruby: Zwei! There you are. Who's a good boy? Who's a good boy? Who gets all the kissies? You do. Yeah, you do. Come on, let's go eat Weiss' homework.

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