Yoyoman: what're you gonna do about it nerd
High School Drug Dealer: I can't do anything, can I?
Theo: Please
The Rat: I'm in
High School Drug Dealer: It'll cost ya
Theo: Monty I'm literally a millionaire
High School Arsonist: Eh, why not?
Cinner: depends
Theo: On what?
Cinner: on whether you wanna bang
Theo: Pass.
Yoyoman: gee i wonder why
Theo: Shut the fuck up Jerome
Nugget: Nugget will not assist the rich boy! Nugget has better things to be doing!
Water Lily: I'll help!
Nugget: On second thought, Nugget's plans can wait.
The Rat: hey Nugget Lily and Carla
High School Arsonist: What?
The Rat: how long have yall been lurking
High School Arsonist: That's an excellent question
High School Arsonist: And the answer is
Felix has joined the chat
Theo: fuck
High School Arsonist: Well I guess we'll never know
High School Arsonist has left the chat
Felix: What are you guys talking about?
Theo: I may have beaten the shit out of Buggs
Felix: Language.
Theo: you're not my fucking dad, don't fucking tell me what to do
The Rat: Theo this is the second time you've quoted the Sonic fandub I'm proud
Felix: I'm not.
Felix: You did what?!
Yoyoman: he beat the shit out of buggs pay attention rich bitch
The Rat has changed Felix's nickname to Rich Bitch
Rich Bitch: Very funny.
Yoyoman has changed Rich Bitch's nickname to Bottom
Cinner: lmao he totally is
Bottom: Can we please take this seriously?
Yoyoman: no
The Rat has changed Bottom's nickname to Karen
Theo: facts
Karen: Just tell me what happened
Yoyoman has changed Karen's nickname to he beat the shit out of buggs asshole
The Rat has changed he beat the shit out of buggs asshole's nickname to 👌
High School Drug Dealer: Okay can we just tell him what's happening?
The Rat has changed 👌's nickname to Felix
Theo: booo
Felix: Don't encourage them, Teddy.
Theo: you wanna throw hands asshole?
The Rat: he beat the shit out of Buggs because Buggs called him Teddy lmao
Felix: A wild overreaction.
Theo: can we ban Felix from this chat please?
The Rat: nah it's fun to change his name
The Rat has changed Felix's nickname to My penis is incredibly small, but
My penis is incredibly small, but: fuck off
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The High School Escapades!
FanfictionExactly what it says on the tin. Warning: they're horny teenagers, smut is as inevitable as Nugget in the second game's monstermon ending also spoilers Also Felix is going to suffer partly because of what he did to his brother and partly because I a...
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