Supernatural Preferences and Imagines

090 | DDM Preference: Text Messages [Requested]

Topic: "I got suspended."

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D E A N

You: Dad...
Daddio: What now, Y/N?
You: It was nothing, I swear...I just kind of got suspended...and I need you to come pick me up...
Daddio: What did you do?
You: Nothing, my teacher just asked me a simple question and I gave her my simple answer...
Daddio: What did she ask and how did you answer?
You: She asked, " If I had 57 bottles in one hand and 38 in the other, what do I have?"
Daddio: And you said?
You: A drinking problem.
You: Dad????
You: Dad? Are you still there?
Daddio: Oh my god, you are my daughter... Sam is going to pick you up.
You: Why?
Daddio: Because I'm laughing too hard to be driving right now!

S A M

You: Hi, daddy!
Moose: What did you do?
You: Nothing! Can't I just say hi to my favorite person in the world! ❤️
Moose: No. What did you do?
You: So, get this...
You: I got suspended...
Moose: Again?
You: Yes, but this time it's not my fault! I just made one little joke!
Moose: What did you say?
You: Well my teacher said that the stupidest person lives in Europe.
Moose: And...
You: I said, "Sir, you must be mistaken because you live in America."
Moose: You're so grounded.
You: Ugh... At least, Uncle Dean found it funny!

C A S T I E L

You: Dad, can you come pick me up?
Wings: Why? What happened? Are you okay?
You: Yeah, I'm fine. I just got in trouble and the principal wants me out.
Wings: What did you do, Y/N?
You: Nothing. I promise.
Wings: Y/N.
You: Fine.
You: I may have challenged my teachers believe in angels...
Wings: Pumpkin, we talked about this...
You: I didn't do anything bad! I actually just got detention for speaking out of turn.
Wings: Then why do I need to pick you up?
You: Because I made the mistake of asking Dean first and he chose to prolong the conversation once he got here...
Wings: THATS IT! YOU'RE BOTH GROUNDED!

G A B R I E L

You: Come pick me up.
Angel Boi: Why?
You: I got suspended.
Angel Boi: Do I want to ask?
You: Maybe.
Angel Boi: What happened?
You: I blew up the girls locker room during gym class.
Angel Boi: And why would you do that?
You: 'Cause the bitch had it coming.
Angel Boi: ...
You: So, do I have a ride or...
Angel Boi: Idiot
You: Douchebag

L U C I F E R

You: Dad, I got suspended.
Diablo: What? How the hell did you get suspended again?
You: No reason.
Diablo: Now, young lady.
You: Whatever.
Diablo: Would you like to spend the weekend with Michael?
You: Fine. I cussed my teacher out because she gave me an F on my math test.
Diablo: Y/N—
You: I'm not finished... After she passed out all the tests back, she grabs her ruler and pointed it at me. She then said, "There's a idiot at the end of this ruler." And I replied with, "Which end?"
You: You're laughing right?
Diablo: Yes, but you're still in trouble once I get there.

B A L T H A Z A R

Food Provider: I just got a call from your school. Why do I have to come pick you up?
You: I got suspended.
Food Provider: And why would that be?
You: My teacher went on for about an hour telling the class how unteachable we were and asked one of us to teach the class for the day.
Food Provider: Please, don't tell me...
You: Yup!
You: I got up there and said, "Class Dismissed!"
Food Provider: That's my girl!
You: 😃
Food Provider: You're still grounded though.
You: 🙁

C R O W L E Y

You: So guess what!
Mr. Tough Guy: For some reason, I don't want to know.
You: I got suspended and you have to pick me up!
Mr. Tough Guy: What did you do?
You: The teacher told the class that the Bible was proof that God existed, so I argued that if the Bible is really proof, a comic book must be proof that Batman exists!
Mr. Tough Guy: You've been hanging out with the Winchester's again, haven't you?
You: Maybe.
You: So you coming to get me?
Mr. Tough Guy: Yes.