My Life: A Dramatic Narrative

Topless 5 year old girls, losing at golf, and red boobs.

8/whatever the date is.

Hello peasants! I am on the last day of my Vacay and I'm burnt. My boobs are red. I can't move. Help. 

So obviously Florida is a tourist state and at the Hotel pool, there were some Portuguese or something people and the had two young daughters. I saw the girls and I took a double take. THEY HAD ABSOLUTELY NO TOPS ON. And you have some pervy old men here and they're running around with no tops.

They ended up getting kicked out.

And when we played mini golf I lost. my score was 84. Twice the par score. ugh.

Someone call me.

~Tayler