My Life: A Dramatic Narrative

Things I Say When I'm Half Asleep

7/8

So idk about you but when I'm half asleep, i say some cray things.

Here's a list of some that i remember:

-Don't tell me what to do, I'm my own Shakira.

-I came here to have a good time and I'm honestly feeling so attacked right now.

-Moooooooooolan is a cowwwwwww. A dishonored cowwwwwww.

-Dory is a fish version of Coleen and Zach mixed. (personal reference)

-Who the hell is Andy Beersack?! Is he the kid from Toy Story with a sack of beer?!

-My Chemical Affection Towards My Unknown LOOOOVVVEEE.

-Caannnnn you feeel the looooovvvveee toniiiiight?!

-Hakuna MYTATAS!!!! YOU WANT TO KUNA MY TATAS?!?!?!

-I'm famous don't touch me.

And when my cat jumped from her cat thing....

-No Sherlock!! Watson is in love with you!!!!!?!z bksishs doc

Thank you.

~Tayler