Liam: *introducing Theo* This is my ex-boyfriend Theo.
Theo: [to Liam] I told you to stop calling me that.
Theo: I'm his husband.
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Liam: *wakes up* *turns to get out of bed*
Theo: Hey, Liam. I was wondering- stop screaming it's just me, did you know you are really cute when you talk about history? You should do it more often-
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Mason : So, you and Theo seem really close.
Liam : We're just friends.
Mason : Oh please. You know more than anyone that he is one heartbeat away from getting your name tattooed on his ass.
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Liam : I'm way too big to fit in that.
Theo : First time you ever had say that, huh?
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Liam: I need you.
Theo: For?
Liam: Ever.
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Theo : This is the dumbest thing you've ever done.
Liam : I don't know about that... Remember when I stole a horse to get into the Hunt?
Theo : ...
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Liam : Aww... There's no snow yet.
Theo : That's okay babe. You can expect 8-9 inches tonight.
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Liam : Please, tell me I'm hallucinating.
Theo : Well, I'm dreamy, but try to contain yourself.
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Theo : This is, by far, the dumbest idea you've ever had!
Liam : Yeah, well, it's early.
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