Thiam; Incorrect conversations Vol.2

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Theo: knock knock

Liam: Who's There?

Theo: Willis

Liam: Willis who?

Theo: Willis dick fit in your mouth?

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Theo: We're a team now. Ride or die, right?

Liam: Of course, I'd totally ride you.

Theo: What?

Liam: What?  

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Little Theo while collecting toys: Mine. Mine. Mine.

Kindergarten teacher: *sighs* Theo, we talked about it. You need to share with other kids!*little Liam appears and actually lures Theo away to play with him*

Later on...

Little Theo: Mine!

Kindergarten teacher: Theo! For the last time: You need to share the toys.

Little Theo: No! No toys.

Kindergarten teacher: No toys?

Little Theo: *points at Liam* Mine!

Little Liam: *nodding enthusiastically while pointing at Theo* Mine too!