Thiam; Incorrect conversations Vol.2

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Cashier to Liam: You two are a cute couple!

Liam to cashier: Thanks but I'm in a relationship with my bed, and my alarm clock keeps trying to break us up.

Theo: *through clenched teeth* For the last time... I'm not your personal alarm clock.

Liam: Could've fooled me...

Theo: The last time I fooled you people died...

Cashier: ...

Liam: ...

Theo: *eye roll*

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Theo's birthday

Liam: *hands Theo a card*

Theo: If this starts signing I swear to-...

Liam: *bouncing with exitement* shhh just open

Theo: *arched brow* okay.

Theo: *reads* "IM SO FRIKKEN HAPPY YOU WERE BORN!"

Liam: I really am!!!

Theo: I love you Dunbar