Thiam; Incorrect conversations Vol.2

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*outside at a park, squinting at their phone*

Mason: Ugh, I can't see anything

*in unison*

Liam: Then turn it off and talk to people.

Theo: Turn up the brightness.

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Mason: In your opinion, what's the height of stupidity?

Theo: Oi, Liam! How tall are you?

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Liam: I hate you!

Theo: I hate me too!

Liam: T, we talked about this.

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Theo: You know, I really love you.

Liam: That's so gay!

Theo: We are gay, Liam...

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Liam: You're not as mean as you think you are, you know that?

Theo: And you're not as badass as you think you are.

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Theo: You see this? This is my 'I don't care face'.

Liam: That's your everyday face.

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Liam: Fact, I can jump higher than any tree.

Theo: How is that possible?

Liam: Trees can't jump.

Theo: I'm going to kill you.

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Liam: I need advice.

Theo: Kill them.

Liam: You shouldn't be promoting murder.

Theo: We all have our flaws.