Thiam; Incorrect conversations Vol.2

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Theo: Can you tell me why all the chairs in my apartment keep disappearing?

Liam: As long as me and my face are here, you'll always have a place to sit.

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Liam: What are you going to bring for Easter?

Theo: My negative attitude and sparkling personality.

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Liam: Oh come on, I wasn't that drunk.

Theo: You tried to color my face with a highlighter because you told me I was important.

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Liam: I've grown.

Theo *looking down on him*: Not really.

Liam: As a person.

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Stiles: I'm not having sex with Theo!

Liam: No one would judge you. It's understandable. Theo is strong and muscular, and also insanely sexy.

Stiles: I'm not having sex with Theo, but I'm starting to think you might be...

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Theo, recording himself sneaking up on a sleeping Liam: *blows airhorn*

Liam, after falling off the couch: THIS IS WHY SCOTT DOESNT FUCKING LOVE YOU.

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Mason: Corey, you deserve an award for putting up with me

Corey: You are my award, Mason

Liam: Theo, you deserve an award for putting up with me.

Theo: Hell yeah I do, you're a real bitch sometimes.

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Liam: What's the strangest pet you've ever had?

Theo: You.