Thiam; Incorrect conversations Vol.2

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Liam: VIVE LA RESISTANCE

Theo: Oh god, what now?

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Theo: Well, you know what they say. You cannot make an omelet without breaking a few legs.

Mason: He's never making me breakfast.

Liam: Uh, Theo, it's "without breaking a few eggs."

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*Liam and Theo having dinner*
Theo: So you couldn't have ordered a lobster?

Liam: Dude, mac n' cheese is food of the gods.

Theo: Yeah, if the gods are five-year-olds.

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Liam: We're getting a house.

Theo: We're getting a baby.

Liam: We're growing up.

Theo: We sure are.

Liam: *about the pack* So, who's gonna tell them?

Theo: Not it.

Liam: Not it, damn it!

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Mason: *about Liam* In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.

Theo: You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.

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Theo: He's not answering my calls.

Mason: Well, it sounds like you really fucked up.

Theo: WHO HOLDS A CRUDGE AGAINST MEMES!?

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Mason: Are you a big spoon or little spoon?

Liam: I'm a knife.

Theo, from across the room: He's little spoon.

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Liam: Do you like hot things?

Theo: I like you.

Liam: ...Oh.