Thiam; Incorrect conversations Vol.2

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Liam:  *dropping Theo off at the airport* Have a safe flight.

Theo: I have no say in the matter.

Liam: *already driving off* Die then. 

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Mason: Describe Theo in one word.

Liam:  Mine. 

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Liam:  You having trouble with that yogurt?

Leo: This lid is a fucking dickhead.

Theo: *without looking up* Wonder where he got that from.

Liam: *turns towards Theo* From the fucking fridge you dickhead. 

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Liam:  How can someone say Theo is evil??? He is the most precious soft little soul.

Theo: Yeah, I'm adorable! 

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Liam:  What are you holding?

Theo: It's a goldfish.

Liam: Why?

Theo: It's for you.

Liam: Really?

Theo: Corey said you liked goldfish.

Liam: The crackers, Theo. The cheese things that you have at a party?

Theo: Ah, well ..... you know what? I'm not  a hudred precent sure I was supposed to know that.

Liam: The crackers, Theo.

Theo: Well, fine. Now I got a goldfish. 

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Hunters: *threaten Liam*

Theo: You're a cheap hack. And if you come after Liam, I'm gonna bust you like a pinata.