Liam: I want mac and cheese.
Liam: With a side of mac and cheese.
Theo:
Theo: Liam.
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Theo: I think your mom liked me...
Liam: She begged you to marry me before we left.
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Liam: ... 6, 7, 8, 9, 10!
Liam: Come out, come out wherever you are!
Theo, walking out of a closet: I'M GAAAYYY- wait what
Liam: Theo, that's not-...
Theo:
Liam:
Theo: I'm- I'm gonna walk away now, so-...
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Liam: I'm having problems with a boy.
Theo: Like "his body won't fit in your trunk" problems or "you like him" problems?
Liam: "I like him" problems.
Theo: Too bad, I would have actually helped you with the other one.
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Liam: I can't imagine any of my friends trying to murder me.
Theo: I can imagine one of your friends trying to murder you.
Liam: ... Is it You?
Theo: No...
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Theo: Let me talk this time.
Liam: Why?
Theo: Because when you talk, bad stuff happens.
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Liam: Can I ask a dumb question?
Theo: Better than anyone I know.
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Theo, to Liam: Do you want me to get you a step stool, so you can look me in the eyes when you threaten me?
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WerewolfBook 2. [Some Thiam conversations I found on Tumblr Credits to writers/owners]