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Liam: I want mac and cheese.

Liam: With a side of mac and cheese.

Theo:

Theo: Liam.

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Theo: I think your mom liked me...

Liam: She begged you to marry me before we left.

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Liam: ... 6, 7, 8, 9, 10!

Liam: Come out, come out wherever you are!

Theo, walking out of a closet: I'M GAAAYYY- wait what

Liam: Theo, that's not-...

Theo:

Liam:

Theo: I'm- I'm gonna walk away now, so-...

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Liam: I'm having problems with a boy.

Theo: Like "his body won't fit in your trunk" problems or "you like him" problems?

Liam: "I like him" problems.

Theo: Too bad, I would have actually helped you with the other one.

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Liam: I can't imagine any of my friends trying to murder me.

Theo: I can imagine one of your friends trying to murder you.

Liam: ... Is it You?

Theo: No...

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Theo: Let me talk this time.

Liam: Why?

Theo: Because when you talk, bad stuff happens.

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Liam: Can I ask a dumb question?

Theo: Better than anyone I know.

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Theo, to Liam: Do you want me to get you a step stool, so you can look me in the eyes when you threaten me?

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