Thiam; Incorrect conversations Vol.2

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Theo: Please,

tell me which part of yourself 

you hate the most

so I know exactly where to plant

 my lips

every time I see you

Liam: I hate my dick the most.

Theo: ....This is why we can't have nice things Liam.

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Scott: *Walks into Liam's room* Hey, Liam I'm back from college, do you wann-

Liam: *Awkwardly lying in bed under the covers, face red, and slightly out of breath* What's up?

Scott: ...

Scott: Theo's under the bed, isn't he?

Theo: *Muffled from beneath the bed* No.

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Theo: You know what comes next?

Liam: Ice cream?

Theo: I haven't got any ice cream.

Liam: What do you have?

Theo: Something better than ice cream.

Liam: Hard to believe.

Theo: The key word is hard.

Liam: Oh boy.