Theo: You're looking great Dunbar.
Liam: We've been married for five years, why do you call me by my last name?
Theo: *Standing in front of the mirror* I was talking to myself.
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Liam: Hey Theo.
Theo: yeah Liam?
Liam: What would happen if an angel had feelings for the devil?
Theo: ehh I'm not sure, probably a lot of craziness.
Liam: Maybe.
Theo: why are you even asking this?
Liam: because you're the devil and I'm angel
Theo: I WENT TO HELL FOR 4 MONTHS IT DOESN'T MEAN IM THE DEVIL... Wait a second you have feelings for me?
Liam: Yes you idiot.
Theo: that's good then, I like you too my angel.
Liam: *kisses Theo* I like a lot my devil.
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Stiles: [as Theo walks by] What an ass.
Liam: [sighing and staring at Theo's ass] I know.
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Theo: I am not dying for you.
Liam: I am not dying for you either.
Malia: BULLSHIT
Stiles: BULLSHIT
Lydia: BULLSHIT
Scott: Guys seriously are we gonna discuss about this now while there are lives at stake god why do I even try sometimes.
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Liam: *blows Theo a kiss from across the room*
Theo: *catches it*
Theo: *walk over to the window and toss it outside*
Theo: Grow up, Liam.
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Theo: bitch.
Liam: blocked.
Theo: wait, unblock me I have to tell you something.
Liam: unblocked.
Theo: bitch.
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Theo: We need nicknames for each other.
Liam: Okay!
Theo: Great, how does "Boyfriend" sound?
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Liam: *getting out of the shower* Hey Theo, have you seen my clothes?
Theo: *sitting on the bed already naked* You don't need them.
Liam: *running and jumping on the bed* I was hoping you'd say that.
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Liam: *walks into the room shirtless*
Mason: Liam, where is your top?
Liam: He's upstai- I mean, I left it upstairs.
Mason: Who is upstairs?
Liam: No one..
Theo: *comes down from upstairs* Hey mason.
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Thiam; Incorrect conversations Vol.2
WerewolfBook 2. [Some Thiam conversations I found on Tumblr Credits to writers/owners]