Liam: Remember that time you dared me to lick the swing-set?
Theo: No, I said, "Li, don't lick the swing-set" and you said, "Don't tell me what to do, Theo".
Liam: ...
Theo: And then you licked the swing-set.
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Theo: Nice hands, Liam.
Liam: Uh... thanks?
Theo: I bet they'd look better wrapped around my-
Stiles: wrAPPED AROUND THE BIBLE PRAISE THE LORD AMEN!
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Hayden: So, how is the hottest man in the world doing?
Liam: I don't know.
Liam: Theo, how are you doing?
Theo: I'm fine.
Liam: He's fine.
Hayden: ...
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Theo: What are you doing?
Liam: I-I'm trying to give you a hug.
Theo: I thought you were attacking me.
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Theo: I don't even have time to tell you how wrong you are *walks away*.
Liam:
Theo: *comes back* Actually, it's gonna bug me if I don't.
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*Theo says something insensitive*
Liam: Let's pretend for one second that you're someone else; someone nice, someone mature.
Theo: Oh, I love role-play.
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Mason: What's the best way to kill somebody?
Liam: Kindness!
Theo: If we're talking stealthy, then potassium cyanide. Otherwise anything from a knife to a bazooka works.
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Liam: *walks into the room*
Theo: Well, looks like my ride's here!
Scott: But you drove here? Your truck is still sitting in the parking lot.
Theo: Who said anything about driving?
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Thiam; Incorrect conversations Vol.2
WerewolfBook 2. [Some Thiam conversations I found on Tumblr Credits to writers/owners]
