Theo: Would you like to have sex later?
Liam: No!
Liam: *winks*
Theo: So that's a "no," then? Because with the wink, and that's what--
Liam: It's a 100% "no".
Liam: *winks again*
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Liam: Smiling is also what I do when I'm not listening.
Theo: But you smile all the time Liam!
Liam: What?
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Liam: I guess you could say I've..fallen for you. *winks*
Theo: You literally just rolled down an entire flight of stairs, how are you even alive?
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Liam: Hey Theo, now that we are dating I made this bracelet for you.
Theo: Oh, you know, I'm not really a jewelry person...
Liam: You don't have to wear it.
Theo: No, I'm going to wear it forever. Back off.
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*Liam has a concussion as a result of a fight with a supernatural creature*
Theo: Oh my God, Liam. Could you refrain from dying like every other week?
Theo: *holds two fingers* How many fingers?
Liam: *still dizzy* Three with some lube.
Theo: *internally screaming and fighting a blush*
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Theo: I hate being touched. The last time I touched someone was in a hand-to-hand battle.
Nolan: ... but Liam is hugging you right now.
Theo:
Nolan:
Theo: This means nothing.
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Liam: Must you always attack me with words?
Theo: Do you want me to use rocks instead?
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Liam: *loud sigh*
Theo: Babe, what's wrong?
Liam: You haven't looked at me for 10 minutes.
Theo: ... we're watching a movie.
Liam: DID I ASK FOR AN EXCUSE?!
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Theo: I have no heart. Love is for fools. I'm a Badass Bitch™ who don't need no man in my li-
Liam: *breathes*
Theo: well fuck.
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Liam: You said, that you wouldn't die for me but you almost did it!
Theo: I was drunk.
Liam: Theo.
Liam: You are a chimera, you can't get d-
Theo: Shut up you little shit!
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Thiam; Incorrect conversations Vol.2
WerewolfBook 2. [Some Thiam conversations I found on Tumblr Credits to writers/owners]
