Thiam; Incorrect conversations Vol.2

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Liam: *leaves the room for five minutes and comes back*

Theo: I thought you were never coming back so I panicked and knocked all the furniture over.

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Liam: There are 3 things I need in life: Theo, Theo's d-

Stiles: oh my god

Liam: daily reminders that he loves me

Stiles: *sighs in relief* That was close

Liam: and Theo's dick

Stiles: *facepalms*

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Liam: Did you eat my cake?

Theo: *wiping a piece of cake off his mouth* No..

Liam: Then what are you wiping from your face?

Theo: I can't tell you what it is but It's not your cake.

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Leo: *starts crying at 3am*

Liam: *sleepily* your turn.

Theo: ugh... fine

Theo: *starts crying*

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Liam: Oh, so suddenly you don't have a death wish!

Theo: Liam, I've never had a death wish, it's just that I don't believe that I personally even can die.

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Theo: Hey Liam, why don't you date anyone?

Liam: My parents are strict. What about you?

Theo: Your parents are strict.

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Theo: Liam can I be frank with you?

Liam: Why? What's wrong with being Theo?

Theo: No, no, I mean honest. Can I be honest with you?

Liam: Yeah, but if I'm calling you Frank doesn't that defeat the purpose?

Theo: I... wow never mind.

Liam: Glad we cleared up your identity crisis.

Theo: *to himself in shock* I'm in love with a damn idiot.

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 Liam: Why are people concerned about who is "top" and who is "bottom?" honestly, having bunk beds is already exciting enough.

Stiles: ...

Scott: ...

Stiles: ... I'm gonna tell him.

Scott: Don't you dare!

Stiles: Well if I don't tell him Theo's going to show him! There is no good option here!  

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Liam: *moaning*

Mason: wtf dude

Liam: Sorry, was thinking of Theo in the shower this morning.

Mason: Dude! Seriously he isn't that hot.

Liam: Have you seen him shirtless?

Mason: no...

Liam: *shows a picture of Theo shirtless*

Mason: *Faints*