Before I begin this statement I just wanna point out that it makes me highly uncomfortable that Millie Bobby Brown is 14 and she's been kissed more times than I have. Mind you I'm 15. I'm older than this- never mind. Anyways as I was saying:
WHAT THE F*CK IS THIS JACOB EXPLAIN YOURSELF
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I thought we had something special...I guess not. Bahahahahaha he can't grab her @$$ cuz there's nothing to grab. I'm sorry I have a very mean personality if you haven't figured it out yet. Like I'm one of those people who appears nice on the outside, but on the inside I'm just waiting for all my enemies to die while I plot the end of the world. Damn. This got dark real fast. I promise I'm mentally stable.
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See Ariana Grande knows what's up. Me too. Lol me as a single adult hating on teenagers because I have no life.
Except I'm not an adult. Or am I. You never know. I feel like one because I'm old now.
Honestly, roasting people is a profession that I take very seriously. I dedicated this entire chapter to expressing my utter hatred for people who are doing better than me.
AKA SOMEONE EXPLAIN WHY IM SINGLE AND MILLIE BOBBY BROWN STOLE MY MANS. WHAT IS U DOING. AND DONT EVEN GET ME STARTED ON GOOGLE. ENDORSEMENT. MAKING IT WORSE. NOOOOOOOOOOOO.
If you don't hear from me recently my phone has fallen off a bridge and I jumped in to save it breaking my neck in the process😤😤😤~ Bianca
P.S.: I currently hate myself more than that time when I crashed a wedding. Ok bye. Comment a 🕵🏽♀️ if you read all this because that emoji is me waiting until Jacob turns 18 so I can report their relationship for being illegal since he will be a legal adult. Ok now I'm really done. 😤😤😤~ Bianca
