I'm sorry I have like no ideas but I hopefully will soon either that or maybe I'll force myself to write something okay also five thousand views like what how and why and thank you all
Keith: *Loses Lance in a crowd*
Keith: *shouts* KEITH KOGANE IS STRAIGHT
Lance: *shouts back* HE WASN'T LAST NIGHT
Keith: there he is
Keith: Lance we need to leave
Lance: chill why are you in such a big time rush. *big time rush theme plays*
Pidge: *points at Keith and Lance in the pool* two bros chilling in the hot tub zero feet apart cause they're real gay
Just so y'all know Keith got expelled from the garrison because he's the one who hurt Iverson's eye it's canon
Alright so I went to another con but as Nico di Angelo and Eridan Ampora and I have some stories
So I was walking around in the art part of the con and suddenly three people cosplaying Dirk, Roxy, and Mutina come up to me and are like "Eridan join the trash train" so we went around the con for a few minutes in a line collecting people who are cosplaying homestuck and it was awesome
And the day after that I was Nico and I had a friend he Will Solace and there was a big rainbow flag hanging up and we took many pictures plus just Solangelo and people thought it was cool it was a good con
The only real Kylo Ren is the one with a nose ring.
Humming birds are people too.
Okay back to weird stuff
Pidge: Hey Lance what's up?
Lance: not much 😁
Pidge: how the hell did you say that out loud
(Based off a game of d&d my friends played)
Matt: Allura was captured and taken to a tower in the woods what do you do
Keith: can I roll to fight her
Matt: sigh
Pidge is looks like a cinnamon roll but could actually kill you
Keith is looks like he could kill you but is a cinnamon roll
Lance is a sinnamon roll
Hunk is looks like a cinnamon roll and is one
No one knows what Shiro is cause he's gone half the time any way
If Keith was a half blood who do you think his godly parent would be? I'm thinking ares or hades but idk
What about Lance? Maybe Poseidon or Apollo?
Shiro is probably like Zeus
Pidge maybe Athena or Hephaestus
Lotor is probably Nike
Okay I know everybody likes the idea of white haired Keith but I have another idea pastel Keith or maybe pidge with her tips dyed green or Lance with red hair or ALLURA WITH BLUE HAIR OR SHIRO getting tired of his white hair being a constant reminder of his time when he was captured so he dyes it purple
Pidge: math more like no
Shiro: Keith what happened?
Keith: *with a broken arm* I fell off my lion while we were fighting some galra
Lance: did you fall or did you let go
Keith: don't you quote dear Evan Hansen at me
Keith: Lance I am this close to hitting you *fingers are touching in a circle*
Lance: you fingers are touching
Keith: exactly
Allura: hey humerous Hunk what's up
Hunk who is tired of Allura s shit: not much Keith
I'm sorry for this
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