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Idk this isn't a fanfic it's just weird shit but Voltron and klance. Also I saw the comments y'all are posting and I love them please post more.

Shiros weapon is just the ultimate bitch slap

"Space cats!" - my friend who hasn't watched Voltron but loves Edds world.

Pidge is the #1 klance shipper

You should all be aware that there is a town called Shiro it's in Texas and that's where he goes when he disappears

More stories from the con I went to

There was a group of three Keith's and a lance and they kept saying queef cocain instead of Keith Kogane

So I took a picture with a Matt cosplayer and my friend just started watching Voltron and she was on the first episode at the time and she was like "who is this" And I accidentally said "he's Shiros" then paused for a minute because I was going to correct myself to say Pidges but the cosplayer just goes "Shiros husband" and we all start laughing until my friend pauses and asked if it was canon which I explain it wasn't and then she wanted me to tell her about the ship and I had to explain that the ship is called Shatt and she now ships it just because of the name

Whenever I would see another Keith I would say "first a clone of Shiro now me!"

Okay now I'm letting my friend do what she wants on here

FIRST OF ALL ICEBERG DEAD AHEAD
Author:We are in a plane Julie.
Back to friend:COULDBERG!!!!!!
Whoever gets that you're my best friend also SPACE CATS -eddsworld not Voltron sorry- I have problems BUT MY BLACK EYED PEA BOI, MY DEMON COMMIE, AND MY EYEBROW BOIS THEYRE MY BEANS. IM SORRY ILL SHUT UP NOWWW

Klance Oneshots On viuen les histories. Descobreix ara