Merlin one shots

Hide and Seek (smutish?)

Smutty, not for younger audiences.

Arthur wanted a day off. They decided to play hide and seek with friends in the castle. Arthur is king, Merlin is sure there are no threats, so they can just enjoy the day. The servants went home for the day. Morgana is still good pretend they had matches at this point in time.

The rules are simple, if you're found you help find everyone else. Who ever is found last is the winner, and gets to be the first person looking.

"8, 9, 10, 11, 12..." Leon was counting to fifty while everyone else scrambled to find what they thought was the best hiding spot.

Elyan had gone towards the Armoury. Gwen, towards the throne room. Morgana towards Arthur's room. Percival and Gwaine had raced each other to the kitchens for the best hiding spot with the most food. Earlier Merlin had found a good spot to hide in a hallway near Morgana's room, that he now raced to. Arthur on the other hand was so excited he didn't know where to go. Until he remembered that one cabinet that could fit one person, and it honestly didn't look like it could open.

"29, 30, 31, 32, 33..."

Arthur was almost there, he was passing Morgana's door at the moment.

"44, 45, 46, 47, 48..."

He swung the cabinet open and he moved himself to fit with whatever was already in the cabinet.

"50! Ready or not here I come!" Leon screamed as loud as he could. Somehow his voice was echoing around the castle so everyone could hear. It may or may not have been Merlin's doing.

The thing that was in the cabinet was warm. Arthur was confused so he struck a match. He nearly jumped at what he saw. There right in a tangle of his own and Arthur's limbs was Merlin, and they were way too close for comfort.

"What are you doing here Merlin?" Arthur whispered.

"Camping with sharks," Merlin casually whispered. "Hiding what else would I be doing here you prat?"

"Well-"

"Shut up Arthur someone's coming!" Merlin frantically muttered.

Just as Merlin had warned, padding of steps soon passed.

Then came silence. For a while anyway. By now the match had burned out, and they couldn't see what they were doing.

"Merlin stop touching my crotch."

This caused shuffling, but something was still touching his crotch. I'm fact the shuffling had nearly made Arthur moan.

"Whatever you just moved was beside my stomach, now move the limb between my crotch!"

"Umm, I can't really move much, but I'll try," Merlin softly and shyly spoke.

This time, the limb on his hip moved, but the one on his crotch just shifted into a different position that actually made Arthur moan.

Blushing in the dark, he hoped somehow by some miracle Merlin hadn't heard that. Unfortunately, they were far too close for Merlin not to.

Now Merlin realized that he'd probably moved the wrong limb, and moved his leg back, and moved his arm. Apparently he'd moved the wrong arm because Arthur moaned even louder.

"Merlin," Arthur whispered half aggitated and half enjoying it.

Merlin was horrified because he knew which limb was now touching Arthur's crotch, and he definitely couldn't move it. He was palming him with his left hand. It was at this point that Morgana passed. They could tell because of her nearly silent humming. When she passed Arthur let out another moan.

"Merlin,"

"I'm sorry, I can't move my arm without giving away our position!" Whispered Merlin actually meaning the apology.

Then Arthur did something that he hadn't expected him to do. He moved into his hand. Then Merlin realized just how hard Arthur actually was.

"Move your hand a little please!" Arthur practically begged.

So Merlin did. Let's just say Merlin's crush was right in front of him, asking for something that he'd done many times in his dreams.

That was when Morgana had opened the door, Merlin, and a dazed looking Arthur had fallen out.

"We're going to the washroom." Arthur had told Morgana, and demanded Merlin.

"Well you were found last, so you're it next."

"Whoever was found before us can be it." Arthur shouted angrily as he ran down the hall with Merlin's hand in his. "Bathroom is off limits!" Slam.

Let's just say Merlin's magic was the only thing keeping others from hearing the many noises they made in the washroom.

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