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What Goes on in a Teenage/Adult Posse

I'm sorry if this is confusing - it's an excerpt (a whole chapter, actually) from a book I'm writing.

It cracked me up (thenagaineverythingdoes), so I thought I'd share it with you guys! XP Enjoy~!

And there are two censored curse words because, well... I'm realistic.. >~<
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Scene: Girl was told by Gina, the most popular girl at school (college) to do Gina's project.
    -Brackets is a voice inside Girl's head.

"You gave me an F!"

//Girl is at the verge of tears. She shrinks back, and Gina slaps her.

(Gurly, tell that oversized salt shaker that a good F will take her mind off of all this stressing stuff.)

//For once, Girl likes an idea of Brackets's.

"That's good, because a good F might take your mind off of things for awhile. You know?"

//Gina's jaw slackens in shock and her eyes widen to the size of a pan. Her posse gasps in unison, and they begin to whisper quietly to each other.

"Did she really just say that?"

"O-M-G!"

"...BUUUUUUURNNNN......"

"Hehehe. Gina got burned..."

"Maybe we should take her to Nurse Buttie for an ice pack, if you know what I mean."

"Yeah, like, Gina, like, totally, like, needs, like, some ice."

"...I think you forgot a 'like,' Justine.."

"Sometimes it feels like you're trying too hard, Justine."

"Maybe she's pretending to be one of us!"

"That's the most stupidest idea I've ever heard, Izzy."

"Same."

"Yeah, same."

"Like... same."

"Wait, weren't we going to take Lord Gina to Nurse Buttie?"

"We didn't actually mean that when we said it, Julie."

"Like, get your, like, facts, like, straight."

"Guys, I think Julie's a lesbian. She calls Gina a lord ALL the time. W-T-F."

"Ew!"

"Lesbians... are gross."

"Totally."

"Like.... icky."

"No one says 'icky' anymore, Justine."

"Like, oops..."

"I still think we should take Lord Gina to Nurse Buttie."

"Or maybe we should take YOU to Nurse Buttie for a little... checkup."

"Oh, I get it, I get it! 'Cause she's a lesbian."

"That's, like, hilarious."

"Then why aren't you laughing?"

"'Cause it's, like, totally, like, hilarious."

"I think Justine's traumatized."

"She should see a counselor."

"We're not going to pay for that counselor, right? I only pay stuff for my friends. I don't like Justine. She's weird."

"Saaaaaame."

"Same, girl."

"All hail Lord Gina!"

"...Julie's weird too."

"It's probably because Justine and Julie are twins. The weirdness is in their blood. I think."

"Are you sure? I think they were both raised by aliens!"

"Like, W-T-F, Danielle."

"You're one to talk, Justine! You're weirder than me! So don't 'W-T-F' me!"

"Lord Gina, a catfight is starting!"

//By now, Girl has slipped away and gone to her next class. Gina is not amused by her posse.

"Like, ow, Danielle! Like, ow, like, ow, like, ow!"

"TAKE THAT, YOU WEIRD B*TCH!"

"Lord Gina, Lord Gina! Come help!"

"Anyone have some popcorn?"

"I have a Hershey bar."

"OOOOOH, GIMME SOME OF THAT!"

"CHOCOLATE! CHOCOLATE!"

"I think those two are on their periods..."

"O-M-G, this is sooooo gooooood..."

"Mmmmmmmm..... saaaaaaaaammmme...."

"LIKE, DANIELLE, LI- OW! LIKE, STOP!"

"HAHAHAHAHA!"

"...anyone think Danielle does witchcraft?"

"Me!"

"Me too!"

"Yeah, I do."

"Me three!"

"Me four!"

"EVERYONE, SHUT UP! DANIELLE, GET YOUR CLAWS OFF OF JUSTINE'S B*TCHY FACE, AND JULIE.... IT'LL NEVER HAPPEN."

//Danielle jumps away from Justine.

"I don't know what you're talking about, oh mighty Lord Gina. Perhaps we can talk it over tea one day?"

"I'm not les, Julie."

"Is that a yes or a no, Lord Gina?"

"I don't want to be your... girlfriend!"

"I still do not know if that is a yes or a no."

//Gina groans. Julie doesn't know how to take a hint.

"No! It's a no!"

"Oh... we could go to the movies?"

//As Justine would say: like, at least, like, she's, like, trying...