I'm bored...
...and so randomness shall happen~
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"Danny.... where's the body..?"
"huh"
"Waddo you mean 'HUH'?"
"wha"
"Did you even kill her?!"
"ya"
"And what, pray tell, did you do with her dead body?"
"moo"
"............"
"....."
"........................."
".........."
"Are you telling me that you chopped her up into pieces and fed her to the D*** COWS?!"
"oh ye"
"The hail is wrong with you, man?"
"senpai die"
"WOAH, DANNY, PUT THAT KNIFE DOW-!"
"...senpai dead. Piggies! Piggies, here, see? Food! Food! Yummy, chopped! Food! See, piggies? Food!"
(killing gone terribly wrong. This proves that I am fragged up. Holy sheets are ON FIRE! WHAT WAS THAT? I HEARD AN EXPLOSION OUTSIDE. IT DIDN'T SOUND LIKE A FIREWORK.)
(Hey, Felina, ever heard of THUNDER?)
(....there's no clouds in the sky, man)
(OH, SHIZ. WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE. ......aaaaaanyway, next dialogue-skit-thing~!)
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"...you taste good."
"What the FUDGE?"
"I wasn't talking to you, I was talking to my phone."
"That's a really bad lie."
"Okay, fine, your blood DOES taste really good."
"...dude...... wtf."
"I'm at your house right now. And I like that you haven't flushed the toilet. There's a lot of juicy blood in it for me. Thanks, darlin'~!"
"OHHAILNO. G'BYE. I'M PACKIN' MY BAGS AND RUNNING AWAY. SCREW THIS. NO. NO. NO."
"Yes, yes, yeeeeesssssss~"
"I'm calling the cops. And... drinking period blood is grosser than drinking fresh blood right out of someone's neck. You are a really effed up vampire."
"Ohhhhh, you taste SO GOOD!"
(you know what? I should just stop XD Da frag, Felili, da frag... I dare you guys to create one of your own dialogue-skits-things in the comments! X3 Let's see how messed up you guys are~)
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