When you're replying to a comment on your story and WattPad asks you if you want to add your own story to your Library when you're exiting:
You: *spams the No button* QUIT ASKING ME!!! Does it look like I'm going to say yes anytime soon?!?!? SOMEONE WANTS TO DIEEEEEE. >:(
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When your friend eats the last of your favorite candy:
You: Awwwwwww..... :( Why'd you eat it?! *cries in the corner*
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Me: WHY'D YOU EAT THE TIC TAC?!?!?! *runs into the kitchen and grabs a knife* WHY'D YA DO IT, HUH? *brings the knife up threateningly* HUH?!?!?!?!?! *growls* *puts the knife back where it was and shakes head* Some people these days....
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When you suddenly need to pee, but you put it off for a while:
You: *is watching a YouTube video and suddenly needs to pee* Eh, I'll do it in four minutes; when the video ends. *shrugs*
~four minutes and one second later*
You: *ignores your bladder* OOOH, (favorite YouTuber) MADE A NEW VIDEO!! I MUST SEE. *clicks on YouTube video*
~8 minutes later~
You: *bladder is hurting really bad* Oh, frake.... *pauses YouTube video and then runs to the bathroom* Ahhhh.... WAIT, I JUST PEED IN MY UNDERWEAR!
That was when you knew: you were too late.
Moral of this story type thing: DON'T put off peeing.
I need to pee.
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