Naruto Boyfriend Scenarios And One~Shots [Discontinued]

What You Do On Your Day Off 《Part 2》

~Hidan~

● Days off with him are always special. You would wake up and he would curse at the morning sun every single day. He would just laze around and do nothing. Maybe read some How To Kill People books and Lord Jashin's autobiography

● When he finally gets out of bed, he would take a shower but with company. That would be a long~ shower

● Who cares about breakfast? Hidan does and he would kill for food because he is so damn hungry in the morning. Just give him a whole chicken or something. Maybe a human body? Maybe.

● Cleaning his scythe is an important part of the day. No one can touch it. No one. If you want to lose some fingers, your tongue and eyeballs...do it.

● When the evening comes around, horror movie watching is a must. Hidan always picks the scariest ones so that he would be prince charming as he saves you from the ghosts and serial killers. And then you remember... he is a serial killer

● Three words that I love using whenever the time comes. I love the reader who commented this. As I was saying, three words cheeky bum secks /)(\  (Sorry not sorry ;) )

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~Kakuzu~

● He is always the first one that gets up and makes you breakfast in bed
If you like fancy, you gonna get fancy. If you want boring, you're still gonna get fancy

● I, myself can just imagine Kakuzu giving you a massage while you are still bed. For your aching muscles, he has a perfect touch

● And then the important part comes. Counting money is top priority. The bills, the earnings, the spendings...All of those things are monitored by Kakuzu. He almost killed Deidara because he bought one bottle more of shampoo

● That takes all day and evening comes. Kakuzu feels guilty because he spend most of his day off with money, not with you. It's a rather cold evening so he decided to make hot chocolate and marshmallows. And of course, cutting up Hidan because he ate most of the marshmallows.

● Going to bed can end in two ways:
• Him finishing the book he said he would finish
• You just cuddling at his side and falling asleep soon after
Or
• Him going into byuntae mode
• You being completely wrecked

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~Kisame~

● Waking up means waking up at 2pm
Kisame likes to sleep in because there is no Itachi to nag him on his day off so he just cuddles with you

● A morning shower is Kisame's routine as he is part fish. Just with hanging genitals. I don't think Kisame is the type to go all out right in the morning but who knows~¿

● Imagine having fish and chips for breakfast. There are so many headcanons that say, I said that as well, that Kisame would be offended when it comes to seafood, like "my siblings no~!"

● Just being lazy and cleaning Samehada. And Kisame having to take care of you because you cut yourself on the edge and you're bleeding and he licks off the blood and you get flustered and he just laughs and kisses you

● Evening comes and you finally have a nice romantic bath. Bubble bath, rose petals, lit candles and cheeky bum secks~

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~Zetsu~

● He would wake up early because he has to water the plants and not being subtle when it comes to noise, he wakes you up and you join him

● Can I just say this. Herbal tea in the botanical garden. I like that headcanon so I am putting it here. Sipping on the tea, talking about nonsense and watching the flowers as you take in the beautiful smell of many flowers

● When it comes to cuddles...It's something harder to do with him being living and walking fly trap but you two make it work. I don't know how, you just do.

● Being a hopeless romantic, Zetsu tries to make the evening as romantic as he can. If he needs to clean, he'll clean. If he needs to decorate, he'll decorate. If he needs to kill someone, he'll kill someone. It's as easy as that. But it usually ends with a bath

● Him being the first one to fall asleep but he pulls you towards him because he needs to know that you are there, safe and sound because I shit you not, he is gonna kill

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It won't let me post them on the original chapter so I did this