Naruto Boyfriend Scenarios And One~Shots [Discontinued]

I Got Tagged... T^T

I have been tagged by this little shit nugget  Deidara_Iwa_
Like, you asked for my help
I did not mention I wanted to do the damn tag >~>
But what can I do

I am not a lazy ass like you so I will quickly type out the rules.

1. Tag 13 people do to this
2. You can't say that you don't do tags
3. Make a fun title
4. You have to do it in a week

So here goes nothing!

1. Favourite color?
White~ I love many shades of blue also and the orange color on mah
walls

2. If you could be in any anime world, what would it be?
Either Haikyuu!! Or Ouran High School Host Club
Being the retard I am, I would probably be the first one to die in Naruto

3. Kiss, fuck, kill (Anime Edition)
I'd marry Kenma
I'd fuck Neji
I'd kill Akaashi

I AM UNFAITHFUL
SORRY NEJI I LOVE YA BUT KENMA IS JUST AKBXIHDODBOAN

4. What color is your hair?
Like a deep forest brown? Something like that
I have like a natural ombre in it so I like it

5. What would you want to look like if you were an anime character?
I HAVE A HUGE THING FOR WHITE HAIR AND HETEROCHROMIAN EYES
So there yah go!

6. Do you like school? Why or why not
I actually like school because I am a good student and being the nice asshole I am, people and teachers like me. I don't want to be the type of people that are like "Oh I can't wait to finish school!"
Life is much harder when you finish school, so I just want to enjoy my academic years ^//^

7. What languages do you speak?
English, German, a bit of Italian and Russian
I speak Korean and I learned some Japanese words from anime and some Chinese ones as well!
I started learning Norwegian, but it's fucking hard

8. What are the 3 steps to putting a giraffe in a fridge?
1. Cut off the long limbs and neck
2. Clean it
3. Put it in bags and stuff it
Bonus: bleach everything afterwards so that the animal police can't catch you ^//^

9. If you could hug me, would you?
I will be hugging you very soon Deidara_Iwa_

10. If you could have any pets, what would it be?
OHOHOHO A WHITE LION
I already have a dog and he's white

11. How many Wattpad friends do you have?
I only have a few close ones that I talk to and care deeply about but I love every single one of you as well!

12. If you were in a gang, which would it be?
Some Mexican one......Kidding hehe
I think the Akatsuki maybe?

13. What's your favourite drink?
Bottled water
I drink like 4l a day and I don't drink tap water anymore
OH AND I LOVE MILK BUT MY COUNTRY GIVES IT SOMETHING SPECIAL AND YOUR SUGAR IS HIGHER THAN A SKYSCRAPER AND THEN I CAN'T THINK STRAIGHT BUT I REALLY LIKE IT!!!

And that it is my fellow readers.
If you would like to know me even better, feel free to tag me

I AM SUCH A LAZY ASS GUYS I'M SO SORRY
I CAN'T FINISH THE 5 DRAFTS I HAVE READY AND IT INCLUDES THE MAKE UP CHAPTER
I AM JUST SO LAZY
BUT AUTHOR-CHAN WILL GET RIGHT TO IT!

Oh yeah....
I have to tag people
THE FIRST PEOPLE THAT POPPED UP AND THAT WILL BE TAGGED ARE:
FearTheHime
Smol_Makara
CamaraTsubaki

These are the only people I follow
Oh God