Naruto Boyfriend Scenarios And One~Shots [Discontinued]

OMG TAG #2

You little Deidara_Iwa_ shit nugget.
I am too lazy to tag people and writing the rules, so whoever likes this tag, you can do it.

The rules:

Do not mind Sugamama.
Sugamama is nice.

1. Uhm.... I'm a huge animal lover but I can't be a vet bcz I couldn't live with myself if any of the animals I operate die. My dog, after the surgery, got sick yet again.
He is such an idiot, like I can't even.

2. Maybe you know, maybe you don't.....I'm ded. Like a ghost is writing this.....

Hehehehe bullcrap.
I'm ded bcz I like Kpop and Anime.
Both. Equally.
Halp mah soul.

3. I have a bad past with cats so I don't like them that much.
I was like 4, and we have a house near the sea in another country bcz my idiotic country don't have anything.
So~
A huge black cat came in the yard and walked up to me.
Me being the whole "OMO IT'S SO CUTE I WANNA PET IT" stage, of course did that, and tada~
Got scratched on mah arm
Tried again, scratched mah leg
Thrid time, my stomach
Like, fuck you

4. I don't know what to say...
I am shy and reserved and quiet on the outside
And a complete idiot on the inside
I'm starting high school now, so gotta keep you guys a secret so that they don't judge.

5. Let's just break this up into like idiotic facts:
A) I am very skin sensitive but I don't get cold nor hot easily.
LIKE! YOU KNOW THE HOT WAX THAT YOU USE ON YAH LEGS!? YOU KNOW YOU KNOW
So, the poor lady was like
"Miss....your legs are cold."
I was like wtf!
AND LIKE AFTER THE HOT HOT HOT WAX, MY LEG WAS COLD LIKE WTF

B) I am being unfaithful to Naruto. It's still mah top stop but Haikyuu!! is a close second.
LIKE I WATCHED HAIKYUU WHEN IT FIRST CAME OUT BUT I DIDN'T LIKE IT AND WHEN BREE STARTED WATCHING IT I WAS LIKE OKAY LET'S TRY IT AGAIN
AND I AM IN DEEP
HALP

C) I am currently heading to yet another holiday bcz our first one was shortened bcz mah dog is a dick.

D) SCHOOL STARTS IN TWO WEEKS HOLY SHIT

E) It's raining

F) I don't know why, but in the Make Up chapter, three characters took up 2000 thousand words like fuck....

G) I love crime shows and ID Discovery and TLC

H) I have a green like really green jacket that was my brothers and he outgrew it but it's my fit and a bit bigger and I love it but mah mom hates it~ ●×○

I) I am finishing this up bcz I am tired, it's early and shit and we have to travel

If you guys want to know more about me, tag me and I will do stuff like this

× Peace out ×