Everything Wrong with : Sonic Fandom (Mainly the wattpad one)
Warning : This book contains my overall opinion and view on specific topics that I feel like, should be talked about or handled better. Crazy enough, these are my opinions...
Welcome to NotMasterhands' list of Sonic headcanons that USERS HERE have regarding SEGA Sonic characters that really pisses her off, aka the Irritating Sonic Headcanons!
Some of them might be true, some might not be, but they are all here because they piss me off. Feel free to agree or disagree!
Warning: These are headcanons that people has that I HATE! dont get confused!
Sonic The Hedgehog:
- Sonic is a fuck hog
- Sonic is gay (not necessarily, but he acts like he wants to be with guys)
- Sonic is into romance (Seriously why)
- Sonic is a typical teenager who seems to use tumblr because he is so cool and meme-ish
- Sonic is that cool friend you have who knows everything, from games to memes to jokes and shit.
Amy Rose:
- Amy is willing to give up Sonic any time of the day
- Amy is nothing but a Sonic-obsessed loser who will never get him
- Amy is friends with every female mobian in existence
Miles "Tails" Prower:
- He is #PreTeens and not a 10 year old kid
- Apparently his genius isnt important, or that people dont usually utilize here because it doesnt matter as long as he is shippable with someone.
- Tails is cool
- Tails is apparently as brave and tough as Knuckles now
Knuckles The Echidna:
- Knuckles is dumb
- He never leaves Angel Island///Never comes back to Angel Island
- Knuckles is a blushing bag of sap (just because Rouge can do it doesnt mean everyone can!)
Shadow The Hedgehog:
- Shadow is a fuck boy
- He smirks alot
-He is arrogant, rude and likes to flaunt out about his good looks (aka fuck boy)
- He acts sexy (*facepalm*)
- Shadow shows signs of affection very easily
Rouge The Bat:
- Is nothing but a flirt
- Apparently doesnt steal or goes in missions at all because shes always with your squad
- Is never a GUN agent and is nothing but a thief
- Is friends with every mobian in existence
- Apparently no one is hunting her down fo stealing anything that she steals
- she is nothing but a slut
Silver The Hedgehog:
- is an uke
- is a fuck hog
- is nothing but a baby and coward
- Cant defend himself
-Always the guy that gets bullied
- He is a blushing bag of sap
- Apparently he doesnt live in the future anymore because he is always with the squad
- is nothing but the "cute" hedgehog out of the three (ugggggghhhhh I hate people who think this)
Blaze The Cat:
- is emo
- is secretly very kawaii and shit
- is friends with every mobian in existence
- Apparently doesnt live in another dimension anymore because she is always with the squad
- Cant cook anything at all (she can but shes just having a hard time controlling fire when cooking!)
- is a tsundere
Cream The Rabbit:
- I cant write much here because I barely see her
- is nothing but the baby that everyone needs to take care of
- is useless
Mephilis The Dark:
- is apparently a gross octopus monster (no idiots he isnt one get your information right)
- is a fuck hog
Eggman Robotnik:
- Hangs out with the gang ///They all hate him
- is nothing but a villain
- is a cool dude who loves fart jokes
- Thinks that your OC is a formidable enemy (no)
- Apparently he doesnt do evil things anymore other than bother you and your squad
Thats all I can think of. I wanna make a part two, if you guys can telll me some Sonic headcanons that irritate you guys!
Now for MY personal motivational image of the day:
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(This meme speaks to me OMG I cant even believe it I think I'm the only one)
