title limit cut me off-
REAL title is : "Heroes who I think would give unsolicited "relationship advice" to Damian and Jon"
JL, Titans, whoever, kind of x reader, kind of not, just a fun blurb because I had it in my brain
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- Green Lantern (Hal Jordan)
self proclaimed "expert", will give way too much information at once and will send the boys away with their hands over their ears going LALALLALAAL
- Green Lantern (Guy Gardner)
^these two fools think they know everything there is to know about love and... other things, Guy is no exception
- Plastic Man (Patrick O'Brian)
gives his "advice" then realizes how well that worked out for him in his own life...
- Booster Gold (Micheal Carter)
will throw an arm around both boys for an uncle approach, ready to "educate" the young men, just ends up taking a punch *or two
- Beast Boy (Garfield Logan)
will go into listing his many past flings and flames, but his "advice" doesnt really get anywhere and honestly everybody is just confused
- Starfire
gives a lore presentation about relationships from her home planet, sadly none of which can be applied to their situation
- Nightwing (Dick Grayson)
will bud in just to tease Damian lol
- Red Hood (Jason Todd)
will bud in, also just to tease Damian
- Green Arrow (Oliver Queen)
I think he would start off with some good points, but would end up lecturing and getting too personal
- Lobo
hero? antihero? not really a hero depending on writer? either way he 100% budges into the conversation and gives a speil about how to "get some"
- Oracle / Batgirl (Barbara Gordon)
will try to steer the conversation to a more productive route, but ends up over analyzing every single possibility in compatibility and relationship metrics
- Vixen (Mari McCabe)
tells the boys to be upfront and honest, inspiring them to be confident and self assured, and if their intended doesnt like that, too bad! get a new one
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