I didn't forget this time!!! It's our lovely tiefling druid's birthday!!! Even if it's a bit late...
Amethyst: But I only just got here!
Alycia: Too bad, we're celebrating.
Amethyst: *looks at the others* Is she normally like this?
Kristan: She is the first one of us to be created, so what she says goes.
Karen: Hmmph. Age before beauty.
Malachite: Is that why you're so ugly?
Everyone but Karen: DAMN!
Karen: You're lucky you're an adult! Otherwise you'd be fueling my youthful appearance!
Maiza: Kristan, you mind?
Lunara: Oh here we go...
Kristan: One "put the dhampir on time out" coming right up! *picks up Karen and puts her on a high shelf*
Karen: GET ME OFF OF HERE YOU PEASANT!
Amethyst: *whistles*
Rose, the amethyst dragon wyrmling: *comes over and sits on top of Karen*
Karen: Why is a tiny dragon sitting on me?
Amethyst: So you shut up.
Nela: Wow! You've definitely earned your birthday present! *hands Amethyst a bag of weed*
Arielle: Um... why'd the halfling give her a bag of weed?
Kristan: Just... let her do her thing.
Lovella: If I wasn't a soldier...
Onyx: Well, I can tell you one thing. It's not a druid thing.
Amethyst: I ain't complaining. Rose and I nearly died during the thing we were in.
Alycia: I died due to someone taking over my otterfolk friend and he ended up killing me.
Onyx: My friend is on a rampage now that his animal companion is dead... Cupcake and I are gonna hightail it away from this fight.
Karen: I watched my close ally get killed by a dragon. That was... not fun.
Malachite: Wait... where's the new girl???
Minako: *jumps onto Amethyst's back* HERE COMES THE PARTY RIGHT HERE!!!
Amethyst: Who is this?
Minako: Oh, where are my manners? Minako Adaar, bard from the College of Glamour, it's a pleasure.
Alycia: Finally! Another bard! Even if she's a snake lady like Mobius...
Karen: I'm still not happy with your group for killing her...
Maiza: Didn't Mobius kidnap Alycia's mother and try to experiment on her?
Karen: ...
Lilith: She kinda has you there, Karen.
Azura: I think we broke the old lady. It's cute.
Can you guys stop breaking Karen? She's already dealing with not being beautiful due to her obsession with Carnate.
Karen: Hey!!!
Alycia: Auntie, face it. You ugly now.
Karen: When I get my hands on you...
Alycia: You'll what? Your strength is the same as mine!
Amethyst: Rose, be a dear and chase Karen out of here. She's annoying me.
Rose: *gets up and runs after Karen*
Karen: *running away screeching unholy things at Amethyst*
Well, this madness has to come to an end. Time to go back to your dimensions!
Everyone but Karen: Ughhh, fine...
Well that's it for now! Sorry I didn't get it out on time, I've been busy roleplaying and working. But I digress! There's more to come! So stay tuned!
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My DnD Characters
FanfictionBasic information about each of my Dungeons & Dragons characters, and then what they'd do if they were in different forms of media I like (i.e. Elder Scrolls, RWBY, Dragon Age, etc)
