Welcome Home x GN! reader {oneshots}

🐛Howdy headcanons🐛

• loves to cradle you in his arms

• you had a dream about him turning into a butterfly and you were obsessed with making it happen for the whole week.

• he will pull the most random shit out from underneath his hat and you have no idea how it works.

• cuddles are the best because he wraps all his arms around you.

• definitely uses corny pick up lines on you

• loves giving compliments doesn't matter about what he'll do it

• you tried to sew pants for him at one point. it didn't end well.

• you like to steal his hat

• you once had a nightmare that his hat swallowed him and then swallowed you. You forced him to wear a different hat for a whole month.

• loves watching old movies with you

• he's definitely watched a food documentary

• probably a bit of a nerd

• he can be needy at times
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) (didn't mean it like that...or did I? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

• loves hearing you sing

• loves to cook you your favorite meals especially when you're sick

• he probably has at least one cookbook

• barnaby told him some food jokes for sure (I'm convinced that Barnaby has a library of joke books lol)

• you two met when you walked into his store and tripped on a banana peel

• whenever he has a nightmare you hold him close and rub his back

• he had a rat in the store once. He stayed on the counter for over an hour until someone came in and took care of it

• likes insects

• smothers you with kisses

• when you're sad he cradles you in his arms and kisses your head while whispering sweet nothings into your ear

• he cursed on accident and never forgave himself

• he loves hearing you talk about your interests he just sits there with a goofy grin on his face

• loves giving and receiving kisses

• to tease you he'll hold you by your legs and shake you around  a bit

• he got sick and tried to fly off the roof in his words "if I'm caterpillar then that means I'll become a butterfly and fly"

• on his breaks he goes to visit you

• if he's stressed he'll grab you and snuggle into your side

• AUTISTIC

• he has books on bugs despite being one

• if he's tired and ready for bed he'll rag doll on top of you and say he's tired. It always works

• pet names ALL DAY

Lol he's such a silly little guy well big guy ig but you know what I mean. See ya!

-Glass