Incorrect Quotes Again!

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!TW!: Swearing

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Mono: People be like "I'm baby" but have childhood trauma and neglect like wtf do you know about being a baby? You were forced to grow up from an early age. Anyways, I'm people.

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Veronica(Raincoat Girl): I've already sent good vibes your way... they're coming. There's nothing you can do to stop them.

(Y/N): This is the most threatening way I've ever been cheered up.

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Mono: Sorry it took me so long to bail you out of jail

(Y/N): No it's my fault, I shouldn't have used my one phone call to prank call the police

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*The group is getting into the car*
Mono: I'm driving.

Six, out of view: Shotgun!

Seven(Runaway Kid), turning to face Person B: Aww! But you had it on the way here-

Everyone except Six: WOAH-

Six, holding a shotgun: No! I found a shotgun! And I want the front seat! *Pumps gun*

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Mono: Veronica, keep an eye on (Y/N) today. They're going to say something to the wrong person and get punched.

Veronica: Sure, I'd love to see Person C get punched.

Mono: Try again.

Veronica, sighing: I will stop (Y/N) from getting punched.

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(Y/N): Is something burning?

Veronica: Just my love for you.

(Y/N): Veronica, the toaster is on fire.

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Mono: Treat spiders the way you want to be treated.

Seven: Killed without hesitation.

Mono: No.

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(Y/N), threatening the others with a paintball gun: Listen... Life comes at us fast. We don't know what life is gonna give us... And today, it's gonna give you... a paintball!

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Six after eating Seven(Runaway Kid): Well, well, well... if it isn't my old friend: the dawning realization that I f*cked up bad.

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Seven: On the count of three, what's your favorite cake? One, two, three-

Mono and (Y/N): Chocolate cake peanut butter frosting with chocolate chunks!

Seven: Our turn, Six! One, two, three- vanilla!

Six, deadpan: I've never had cake, what is cake?

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(Y/N): You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast?

Seven: Several traffic violations.

Mono: Three counts of resisting arrest.

Veronica: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks.

Six: Also, that's not our car.

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Word count: 336

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