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Oh sweet jesus

BBB character scenarios but as things that have happened in my school so far.

May include personal experiences

Backstories may be given when asked

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Phi: FUCK

Everyone in the classroom: *stops talking about presidential issues and facts back in the 1930's cause their reading to kill a mockingbird*

Phi: I CAN'T DO THIS ANYMORE *angwy face bc bitch made it politic when it wasn't and stalks out of the room*

Phi: *walks back in* i need my stuff. *turns to teacher*

Phi: Miss Kuroda I am disappointed in you as a teacher *walks out*

The entire class: whAT

Kris: what the fuck

Daigo: *trying to not laugh*

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Valt: Hey y'all, are you going to Fall Fest?

Shu + Xander: What's Fall Fest?

Valt: Oh it's a fun school activity that the school's holding, there's a ride to the football game afterwards as well!

Xander: Quick Shu! This is your chance to ask out Valt!

Shu: Uhhhh VALT WOULD YOU LIKE TO GO OUT TO MCDONALDS WITH ME?

Valt: *w h e e z e*

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Honcho: *in an among us costume*

Wakiya: *in some sort of knight/jousting armor costume*

Honcho and Wakiya: *fight*

The school: fight fight fight

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Zac, teaching math: My husband's fatal mistake was marrying me

The class:

Zac: ahahahaha twas a joke my twinkling stars

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Daigo: *stares at a club poster*

TOBS Poster: *staring back*

Daigo: this is not very friendly they don't like witchcraft

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Clio: look at that

*another COVID case notification*

Clio: why do they keep this school open

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Aiger, screaming: CUT FASTER THERES NO NEED FOR NEATNESS JUST CUTTTTT

Fubuki, crying: please leave me alone

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Phi: There's no homophobia, racism, sexism, facism, etc, anywhere! :D

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