Mina: 'cause you said forever now I drive-
Kaminari: LIGHTING MCQUEEN!
Mina: -past your street.
Kaminari: KACHOW!
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Shoto's computer: *bleeps*
Shoto: FUCK OFF! I'm running low on the will to live right now! But I'm not going blulul EVERY FIVE MINUTES! AM I?!
Class 1a: .......
Aizawa: -_-
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Video Man: *carrying a goat* You need to back off
Video Woman: no you need to back off.
Kirishima: no one needs to back off someone need to explain the goat!!!
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Mic: we can be any gender we want. Now we can be any age we want? Screw it I'm 18.
Aizawa: no you're not. You're 30.
Mic: shhhhh!
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Katsuki: this kid is definitely on crack right now-
Kaminari: yEeEeEeEe-
Kirishima: ..........
Sero: what did you expect?
Mina: crack-
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Overhaul's mom: take care of my son.
Overhaul's Uncle: I will.
Overhaul: *sat on the bed*
Overhaul's Uncle: *pushes him off* Get off bitch. *calls his friends*
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Eri: daddy I've got a boyfriend.
Aizawa: boyfriend, what's his name?
Eri: Kota
Aizawa: 'aww' *pulling out a sword* where does Kota live?
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Enji: I hate when I've done a full weeks shopping for a family of 9, Tensei, Toga, Shigaraki and other Enji included. And the person at the till is like would you like a bag? No! I'll just balance it on my FUCKING HEAD!
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A robber: Surprise mother fucker-
Momo: no. Not surprised. No motherfuckers are surprised.
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Shoto: Dumbed scar stories go!!
Katsuki: I burned my tongue once drinking tea.
Eri: I dropped a hair dryer on my led once and burnt it.
Shinso: I have a peice of graphite in my leg for accidentally stabbing myself with a pencil.
Mic: I was taking a cup of noodles out of the microwave and spilled it on my hand and got a really bad burn.
Aizawa: ...... I have emotional scars.
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Eri: hewwo.
Shinso: hihihihihi
Aizawa: greetings humans.
Mic: 3 types of people.
Katsuki: I want pudding.
Mic: 4 types of people.
Shoto: *kicks the door down* WHATS UP FUCKERS!
Mic: ..... 5 kinds of people.
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'Can i copy the homework?'
Mina: I'll help you with it!!
Kirishima: yeah sure.
Sero: bold of you to assume I did the homework.
Katsuki: lol nope.
Kamimari: WAIT WE HAD HOMEWORK?!
Shoto: *read 5:55pm*
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Tokoyami: I prevented your murder today.
Aoyama: really?! How'd you do it?!
Tokoyami: self control.
Aoyama: ....... is this because of the glitter?
Tokoyami: yes.
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Tokoyami: I've already sent good vibes your way. They're coming. There is nothing you can do to stop them.
Aoyama: that is the most threatening way I've ever been cheered up-
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Eri: you have to apologise to Monoma!!
Shinso: fine. Unfuck you or whatever.
Monoma: uhhh-
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Dabi: what do you think Bakugo will do for a distraction?
Toga: he'll probably throw a rock. That's what I would do-
-building explodes and several car alarms go off-
Toga: or he could do that.
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