Hawks: *skates into Endeavor's house* good evening.
Endeavor: *facepalms*
Overhaul: Hawks-
Hawks: So this is where you've been!
Overhaul: I told you I'd be here-
Hawks: oh yeahhhh-
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Kaminari: *to some random dog* blink once if you're Hitler.
The dog: *blinks*
Kaminari: Oh my god-
Katsuki: the dogs not Hitler.
Kaminari: It JusT sHowEd Me iT iS-
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Overhaul: *looking at Hawks, Eggy and the chicks Hawks brought home* look at all those chickens.
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Anyone: *swears*
Iida: watch yo profanity.
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Kaminari: sure you may be verified on Twitter but are you verified in the eyes of god?
Aizawa: no. I'm not.
Mic: yes I am!
Kaminari: good. Mic is a good boy.
Mic: UwU
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Kota: wait a minute. Who are you?
All Might: I- how do you not know me?!
Eri and Kota: *laughing*
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Aoyama: *pulls up in a go kart* *turns his music down* its Brittney bitch.
Mina: *applauding and wiping her fake tears* so beautiful.
Tokoyami: I-
Shoto: that's the guy you apparently marry-
Tokoyami: please don't remind me-
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Shoto: *yawns* I hardly got any sleep last night.
Deku: your family keep you up?
Shoto: no it was my anxiety and depression.
Katsuki: *hugs Shoto* no being depressed.
Shoto: that's not how it works.
Katsuki: well I say it is. So it is
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Katsuki: fuck-
Eri: HEY! NO SWEARING ON MY PROFILE!
Katsuki: I-
Kirishima: NO HECKS! NO FRICKS! NO DOUBLE DECKER DICKS!
Katsuki: O-O
Kota: HAH
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Jirou: *riding a skateboard*
Momo: *amazed*
Mina: that was legitness!!
Tsuyu: yeah it was.
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The Bakusquad: *at McDonalds*
Kaminari: *falls* Oh I've McFallen.
Mina and Sero: *laughing*
