Shinso: wait what's the plan again?
Monoma: don't die.
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Aoyama: I have a feeling we should kiss. Is that a good feeling or not-?
Tokoyami: well sometimes I have the feeling I should do crystal meth then I'm like hmmm better not.
Aoyama: :| 'well shit that didn't work-'
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Dabi: Have none of you heard what I just said?!
Twice: I've been zoned out for the last two hours.
Shigaraki: I got distracted by your hotness half way through.
Toga: I chose not to listen
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Mirio: the stars are so beautiful.
Tamaki: they're just giant balls of gas
Mirio: don't ruin the moment-
Tamaki: and yet none of them are as huge as my love for you.
Mirio: awwww
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Aizawa: you're to good for this world.
Mic: aww-
Aizawa: so I'll be an asshole for both of us.
Mic: Aizawa no.
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Monoma: *accidentally hits Shinso in the face with his crutch* 'do I say I'm sorry or are you okay-' are you sorry?! Well shit.
Shinso: what-
Monoma: I was deciding between saying I'm sorry or are you okay but it came out of my mouth as are you sorry-
Shinso: ohhh okay. Well I accept your apology and I'm okay.
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Dabi: *walking into Endeavor's house* I be looking pretty good for a dead bitch.
Endeavor: Touya-
Dabi: that's me. But call me Touya and I will kill you.
Endeavor: you already try to kill me-
Dabi: true-
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Eri: like can you imagine getting rich from being cute?
Tsuyu: hmm.
Iida and Kota: well you'd be billionaires-
Tsuyu: huh?
Eri: what?
Iida and Kota: nOtHiNg-
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Natsuo: Jail is no fun I'll tell you that.
Toga: you've been?
Natsuo: once. In monopoly.
Toga: *facepalms*
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Tsuyu: *to her ex* FIGHT ME!
Iida: *hidden somewhere* don't you dare touch my little cinnamon roll if you ever want to the see light again.
Tsuyu's ex (I forgot what we called him): *scared for his life* nah I'm good.
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Overhaul: you know what I hate about being grown up?
Hawks: the constant fear that you're wasting your time and you don't know what you are doing?
Overhaul: no. Nobody asks me what my favourite dinosaur is anymore. It's like they don't even care!
Hawks: *sighs* what's your favourite dinosaur?
Overhaul: a stegosaurus.
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Katsuki: *layed on Shoto with his head on his chest*
Shoto: what do you think about?
Katsuki: uh, killing Deku-
Shoto: oh, your heart sped up-
Katsuki: no it didn't- stfu.
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Mina: here is my wall of inspirational women.
Jirou: is that you-?
Mina: yes. I can admit that often I find myself inspirational.
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Katsuki: the floor is lava.
Kirishima: *helps Kaminari onto a counter*
Mina: *kicks Sero of the couch*
Katsuki: as you can see there a two kinds of lovers.
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Mic: I have a new hoodie.
Aizawa: we have a new hoodie.
Mic: Shoto and Bakugo did that yesterday-
Aizawa: I don't care. Give me the hoodie.
Mic: mine.
Aizawa: ours.
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Natsuo: oh god why are you bleeding so much?!
Toga: oh I cut myself with a knife by mistake. The bleeding will stop soon.
-later-
Natsuo: *gets a paper cut*
Toga: THATS IT IM CALLING AN AMBULANCE!
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Shoto: I was like I will wake up early and do things. I did not wake up early and I did not do things.
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Tokoyami: WHO THE ACTUAL FUCK?!
Aoyama: LANGUAGE!
Tokoyami: whomst the actual sexual intercourse?
Aoyama: what the fuck-
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Aizawa: so you're going to be fine on your own?
Mic; Please I love being alone. I actually have a bunch of things to do without you.
Aizawa: okay see you then. *walks off*
-3 hours later-
Aizawa: *picks up his phone* Hello?
Mic: *crying* I'm so lonely! I tried hugging a pillow but, THEY DON'T HUG BACK!!
Aizawa: *giggles* I'm on my way back.
Mic: GOOD!
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Dabi: so here's the plan. We set the fire alarms off-
Toga: we can't set them off if there is no fire!!!
Dabi: okay first I start a fire then we set the fire alarms off.
Shigaraki: no.
Twice: *walks into class 1a* Shoto can we borrow you?
Shoto: sure. *walks to them*
Class 1a: O-O
Dabi: or we could do that-
Toga: indeed we could.
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