Shigaraki: *when anyone gets near Dabi* dickery dock. Imma blast a thot-
Enji: oh- uhh- sure. You do you. I'm not involved in this-
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Rappa: why are you sat in my lap-?
Tengay: I'm not.
Rappa: you are-
Tengay: no if I was sat in your lap I'd be here- *sits in Rappa's lap* oh- Oh oH- I hate you.
Rappa: no you don't.
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-before they adopted Shoto-
Mic: BACK AWAY FROM MY SON! *hugs Shoto*
Shoto: O-O 'wait- what-'
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Eri: F is for friends that do stuff together. U is for you and me.
Shinso: *who has heard this song for the 50 billionth time* C is for cutting up human bodies!
Shoto: *also annoyed at the song* K is for killing spree.
Mic: that spelt- Fu- oh- not infront of Eri!
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Natsuo: imma describe the LOV. Toga looks like a cinnamon roll will kill you. Twice looks like a cinnamon roll is a cinnamon roll. Shigaraki looks like he will kill you and will kill you. Dabi looks like he will kill you is a cinnamon roll. Well only to Shigaraki-
Twice: you think I'm a cinnamon roll?
Natsuo: yes.
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Natsuo: *randomly* WAKE ME UP!
Endeavor: before you go go
Fuyumi: when September ends-
Shoto: WAKE ME UP INSIDE!!
Twice: CANT WAKE UP!
Shoto: WAKE ME UP INSIDE!!!
Twice: SAVEEEEE MEEEEEE!!
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Mic: Alternative responses to I love you
Iida: thanks.
Tsuyu: *laughs nervously*
Shinso: I'm sorry
Aoyama: who doesn't!
Monoma: a horrible decision really.
Tokoyami: *laughing*
Kaminari: *finger guns*
Mirio: I know.
Tamaki: why?
Mirio: *gives Tamaki a list of reasons why he loves him*
Tamaki: *red boi*
Kirishima: YEET!
Aizawa: if only there was someone out there-
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Katsuki: I'm not working with anyone. I don't need a partner!
Mitsuki: *shows him a picture of Shoto* this is your partner that you will work with-
Katsuki: I'll make an exception he looks very polite.
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Deku: nobody is perfect.
Katsuki: *cough cough*
Deku: what-
Katsuki: what did you just say?
Deku: what?
Katsuki: no before that.
Deku: nobody is perfect?
Katsuki: that's a lie. Because this human exists! *points to Shoto who just walked in*
Shoto: uhhhhhh what-
Katsuki: don't mind me-
Shoto: okay-?
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(Don't mind this random dbh thing-)
Markus: I gave him free will.
Amanda: you fucked up a perfectly good android. Look at him. Hes got anxiety.
Connor: *laying face down on the floor crying*
Gavin: where the phck is Hank?
Nines: he went out-
Gavin: imma call him- *calls Hank*
Hank: *answers* yes?
Gavin: get back here. Now. Before Connor floods the house with his tears-
Hank: what- *hangs up*
-Ten seconds later-
Hank: *kicks the door open* Connor!
Connor: *still crying*
Hank: What the- *walks over and hugs Connor*
Gavin: this is Phcking gay-
Hank: says the guy who loves his android partner-
Gavin: sHuT tHe FuCk uP rIgHt nOw-
Nines: what-
Gavin: it's nothing dipshit ignore him.
Amanda: if this is the shit Connor puts up with 24/7 I feel sorry-
