F. Shoto: *crying*
F. Katsuki: *hugs him* know that you don't have to do this alone. Promise I'll never let you down.
Shoto: •-•
Katsuki: O-O
Deku: ÒoÓ
The rest of class 1a: 'wtf happened'
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F. Shigaraki: are we flirting or are we fighting? Cause I'm getting mixed signals-
F. Dabi: I'm going to sink my teeth into your fucking throat!!
F. Shigaraki: mixed signals-
Dabi: .......
Shigaraki: don't you dare-
Toga: oh god-
Twice: someone needs to pay me for having to hear that-
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F. Eri: and now we are doing angry cuddles okay.
F. Kota: *grumbling*
F. Eri: heh
Uraraka: awww.
Mina: adorable!
Eri and Kota: that already happens-
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Some woman from the future: *slaps Suki*
F. Katsuki: {C e n s o r e d b y F. S h o t o b e c a u s e h e s a i d s o m a n y b a d w o r d s.}
F. Shoto: *hugging Suki*
Katsuki: I'm the best-
Deku: no.
Katsuki: yes. No one asked for your opinion bitch.
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Setsuno: if your single and you know it clap your hands.
Chrono: *clap clap*
Setsuno: if your single and you know it clap your hands.
Chrono: *clap clap*
Setsuno: if your single and you know it and you really want to show it if your single and you know it date me then.
Chrono: ....
F. Chrono and F. Setsuno: we were never here and we are totally not married-
Chrono: what- O///O
Setsuno: o////o
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F. Shigaraki: *puts his hand around F. Dabi's throat*
F. Dabi: why does it feel so good but hurt so bad-
F. Shoto: my mind is telling me run as fast as you can-
Dabi: -////-
Shigaraki: okay-
Shoto: noooo I still have to put up with your kinky shit-
Class 1a: still?! What do you mean still?
Shoto: I put up with their kinky shit all the time-
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F. Endeavor: well I'm gay-
Shoto: okay then-
Natsuo: yes.
Fuyumi: Yes!!
Dabi: HOLY FUCKING SHIT-
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F. Shoto: 🎶yeah I'm gonna show you~ loco maniac~ sick bitch psychopath~ yeah I'm gonna you~ I'm gonna show you~ mental out of my brain~ bad shit going insane~ yeah I'm gonna show you I'm gonna show you~🎶
F. Katsuki: *muttering* well fuck I'm even more gay-
Akemi: hahahahahaha.
F. Katsuki: stfu.
Katsuki: 'well shit-'
Shoto: 'I can still sing.'
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F. Hawks: Stop you've violated the law.
F. Overhaul: that's what I do-
F. Hawks: true-
F. Overhaul: idiot.
F. Hawks: shut up.
F. Overhaul: make me.
F. Hawks: *kisses him*
Hawks and Overhaul: noice-
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F. Shigaraki: every group of 3 has these three stereo types.
F. Shoto: I don't need your opinion!! I'll do what I fucking want!
F. Fuyumi: you can count on me like 1, 2, 3 I'll be there.
F. Natsuo: I'm a crackhead hey-
Fuyumi: seems about right-
Endeavor: indeed.
Natsuo: I'm a crackhead?
Endeavor: yes.
Shoto: Indeed.
Katsuki: 'Future Shoto is badass'
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F. Kirishima: Akemi-
Akemi: yes?
F. Kirishima: where is your other dad-?
Akemi: there-
Kaminari: what- no-
Akemi: wait- that's young dad- uhhh he is somewhere-
F. Kaminari: Hoi!!!
Kirishima: •///•
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F. Monoma: Shinso fuck you.
F. Shinso: why?!
F. Monoma: f u c k you.
F. Shinso: oH- Oh GoD-
Shinso and Monoma: uhh- no-
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