Setsuno: tf you looking at?
Shigaraki: Hi my name is Shigaraki and I'm six years old. And I do drugs, steal, fight, gang bang, domestic violence and I like to slap squirrel I find in trees.
Dabi: you're six-? The only things you do out of what you just said is steal and fight.
Shigaraki: and slap squirrels.
Dabi: ......
Overhaul: excuse me officer?!
Hawks: can I help you?
Overhaul: dang. What your cute ass doing out here?
Hawks: O/////O
Overhaul: My names Overhaul and I'm 17. And I like to flirt with male police officers.
Hawks: your under arrest!
Overhaul: oooh shit ooooh- you aggressive huh babeh-
Hawks: O////////////////////O
Natsuo: MOM you better leave me the fawk alone. I'm not coming hooome. My names Natsuo I'm 14 and I like to disrespect my mother.
Rei: >:0 I'm so scared of my son sometimes he pulls knives on me and sometimes he tell me to-
Natsuo: Mom!
Rei: yes-
Natsuo: WHERE THE FAWK IS MY POKEMON COLLECTION?!
(I honestly don't know why I made this-)
