Deku: Todoroki we lost Kacchan-
Shoto: no we didn't just follow the destruction and world panic.
Katsuki: AHHHHHHHHH!!!!
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Kaminari: I've got something to tell you. Its about my real feelings.
Kirishima: yes-?
Kaminari: I think we should put our minecraft beds together!!
Kirishima: *tearing up* Yes!
Mina and Katsuki: The fuck-
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Jirou: I hope my Grandma is happy about us being together. She must be looking up and admiring our joy.
Momo: wait wouldn't she be looking down? From heaven-?
Jirou: no she's in hell for sure.
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Deku: Hey Todoroki I accidentally hit Kacchan how long do you think I have to live?
Shoto: 10.
Deku: 10 what?
Shoto: 9.
Deku: huh-
Shoto: 8.
Deku: OH SHIT- *yeets off*
Katsuki: *runs after them*
Shoto: *drinking tea and ignoring them*
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Dabi: what's life without an adrenaline rush.
Iida: YOU JUST KILLED 3 PEOPLE!!
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Iida: you stabbed them?!
Tsuyu: you didn't hear what they said to me.
Iida: what did they say?
Tsuyu: I bet you won't stab me.
Iida: fair-
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Sero: *hears an explosion* Should we go check it out?
Mina: I don't hear any screaming so we're either too late or it's not much off a big deal.
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Monoma: if you can't stand me then-
Barbie: then what?
Monoma: sit.
Shinso: cha cha real smooth.
Monoma: I'll hit you with one of my crutches.
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Aizawa: nothing is going right.
Mic: *whispers something to Eri*
Eri: *nods* *walks over to Aizawa* then go left.
Aizawa: Eri excuse me for a second. *stands up and walks off dragging Mic with him*
Mic: 'this is how I die-'
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Tokoyami: some idiot tried to fight a squid at the aquarium.
Aoyama: *covered in ink* well maybe the squid was being a dick.
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Rappa: Tengai gave me a rock today!
Chrono: he threw it at you.
Rappa: He is so nice.
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Monoma: Shinso can you get that for me?
Shinso: so you do need me in your life!
Monoma: no. I'll get a chair and stand on but I cant do that with crutches.
Shinso: :'( *gets it for him*
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Hawks: have you ever thought about faking your own death?
Overhaul: no I'm too busy faking my own life.
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Mirio: Tamaki you're alive!!
Tamaki: Physically? Yes.
Mentally? Arguable.
Nejire: ........ what-
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Aoyama: Tokoyami called me an idiot
Iida: Tokoyami apologise
Tokoyami: I'm sorry that you are an idiot
Aoyama: *dramatic gasp* I thought you loved meeee.
Tokoyami: *facepalms*
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Dabi: why are you on top of the fridge?
Shoto: because it's my fridge.
Dabi: it's not your fridge.
Shoto: stop climbing on my fridge.
-at 3am-
Dabi and Shoto: *playing Uno on the top of the fridge*
Endeavor: ITS THREE IN THE FUCKING MORNING GET OFF THE FRIDGE!!
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Tamaki: WHY DOES MIRIO HAVE A KNIFE?!
Nejire: he felt unsafe.
Tamaki: well I feel unsafe now!!
Nejire: would you like a knife?
Tamaki: -_-
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Chrono: I sleep with a knife under my pillow!
Setsuno: I sleep with a gun.
Tengai: why-
Hawks: weak
Chrono: what do you sleep with?
Hawks: Overhaul.
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Tengai: Rappa occasionally comes into my room and hugs me at night- I don't know why-
Mimic: that sounds pretty gay to me.
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Kaminari: you wanna see a butterfly?
Katsuki: no.
Mina: please don't.
Kirishima and Sero: Hell yeah
Kaminari: *throws butter across the room*
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Mina: why the FUCK does Sero not have a shirt on. I hate it
Katsuki: *without looking up from his phone* don't lie you like it.
Mina: Shut ThE fUcK uP-
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Shinso: kill everyone? That's your plan?
Monoma: *points a crutch at him* there will be no witnesses
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Katsuki: so imagine you get offered 50,000 dollars but if you take it the person you hate the most gets 100,000 dollars. Would you take it?
Shoto: yeah. Why wouldn't I want 150,000 dollars?
Katsuki: Shoto no-
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Toga: something brought you here. Fate. Destiny.
Natsuo: *sick of reciting the Rapunzel movie* a horse.
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Hawks: so I have decided to trust you.
Overhaul: a bad decision really.
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