(Iida is canonically 5'10 and Tsuyu is canonically 4'11-)
Tsuyu: *steals Iida's glasses while Iida is asleep* UwU *puts them on* 'i can't see anything- how blind is he-?'
-like 10 minutes later-
Iida: *wakes up* I can't see anything were are my glasses?
Tsuyu: *prods his cheek*
Iida: hello. Why do you have my glasses?
Tsuyu: because I can.
Iida: can I have my glasses back?
Tsuyu: no. My glasses now.
Iida: heh.
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Iida: *sat reading a book*
Tsuyu: *jumps over and sits on his lap*
Iida: *smiles* yes?
Tsuyu: give me cuddles.
Iida: okay then. *puts the book down and hugs her*
Tsuyu: *hugs him back*
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Mina: IiDa GeT oVeR hErE nOw!!
Iida: *runs over* yes?
Mina: your girlfriend is being too cute
Iida: Õ-Ô
Mina: jUsT lOoK aT HeR-
Iida: okay-? *looks over and dies*
Mina: uhhhhh what-
Momo: we killed him-
Jirou: shit-
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Tsuyu: Iida I'm tired-
Iida: hmm. *picks her up and puts her on his shoulders and continues walking*
Mina: awww.
Kaminari: they are adorable together.
Kirishima: indeed.
Momo: this is too cute.
Aizawa: 'very noice'
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Iida: Tsuyu am I useless?
Tsuyu: *puts down whatever she was doing and looks at him* what? No! You're not! What made you say that?
Iida: I don't know.
Tsuyu: well whatever made you think that is wrong. You are not useless. Never have been. Never will be. *hugs him* don't ever say that again. Don't ever think that again. *kisses his cheek*
Iida: *smiles* you're the best.
Tsuyu: I try!
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Tsuyu: don't fuck with me I have the power of Aizawa, Bakugo, Shoto, Momo, class 1a and most importantly Iida on my side.
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Tensei: what's your favourite colour.
Iida: *not paying attention* Tsuyu- wait what was the question?
Tensei: *facepalms*
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Iida: I need you to look straight into his eyes.
Kaminari: you want me to look in his eyes and be straight?! That's impossible.
Iida: that's not what I meant-
Kirishima: hehehe. Go on. Look in my eyes and be straight.
Kaminari: that's ImPoSsIbLe!!
Tsuyu: *giggling*
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Tsuyu: you ever see something that changes your life?
Iida: I saw you.
Tsuyu: aww! Now my answer seems terrible I was gonna say a picture of a frog wearing a hat.
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